Chapter 54 A Thought Leads to Godhood and Demonic Power

Jiang Nian patted her head, “Alright, don’t be sad.”

“It’s not your piggy bank that got smashed, boo hoo hoo!” Song Xiyun was partly crying over her piggy bank and partly because the money had been returned.

No one could understand the shame she felt about poverty, like carefully offering the best piece of square cake from her home, only for it to be something used for ancestral worship on Qingming Festival.

Something normally used to prop up table legs and never eaten, was politely returned to her. The gentleness of the return felt like daggers to her at that moment.

Four hundred in loose change, to him, it must be insignificant.

“Mm-hmm, you have a point.” Jiang Nian waved at her, “Alright baby, I’m going home to talk to my piggy bank.”

Song Xiyun cried even harder, “Are you even human!”

“Don’t cry, it’s just a piggy bank,” Jiang Nian said. “Since you’re already here, and you’ve got over four hundred in unexpected money today, why don’t you treat me to something good?”

“What unexpected money?” Song Xiyun stopped her tears, somewhat exasperated, “This was my money to begin with!”

Outside the school gate, Jiang Nian, holding ten yuan, squeezed into the crowd and shouted.

“Sister, four shrimp cakes!”

Four small oiled paper bags. Jiang Nian handed one to Song Xiyun and ate three himself. He also used her money to buy a bottle of Sprite and a bottle of fruit pulp orange juice.

Purely selling off ancestral land, no heartache.

It’s okay, next time there’ll be a reason to treat her back.

When he was returning the money, Song Xiyun was still loudly wailing over her pink piggy bank, but now that Jiang Nian was spending her money, she didn’t feel a bit of heartache.

Like a hamster, she clutched the edges of the oiled paper with both hands, eating, eating, eating!!!

Jiang Nian was also eating, eating, eating!!!

Before even entering the school gate, both of them had finished their shrimp cakes. Stepping through the campus entrance, they simultaneously twisted open their drink caps with a hiss, gulping it down.

Jiang Nian tightened the cap and said, “I’ll get you a piggy bank in a few days.”

“No need, I’ll buy one myself.” Song Xiyun said in a muffled voice, head down.

She planned to go back and pick a suitable box for her money, or perhaps a favorite book. She would stuff ten and twenty yuan bills into the pages of the book.

“Ha, that’s quite tough, isn’t it?” Jiang Nian chuckled, “Aren’t friends supposed to give and take?”

Song Xiyun mumbled, “I can’t be friends with you, I only have four hundred yuan.”

He originally wanted to say, ‘Your mom and I are friends,’ but he was afraid Song Xiyun would explode, so he decided against it.

“I never look at money when making friends; anyway, you’re not as rich as I am.” Jiang Nian could only boast in front of Song Xiyun.

“Hmph, I’ll definitely be richer than you in the future!” Song Xiyun retorted stubbornly.

“Yes, yes, yes, now you’re developing stealthily, thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river.” Jiang Nian scratched his face, “What was that saying again, I forgot.”

“Don’t bully a young girl for being poor!” Song Xiyun couldn’t help but interject, “And, and, tears wetting the chicken drumstick rice, vowing to earn a million.”

“Oh, oh, now that you mention it, I remember.” He looked enlightened, “The deceased are to be respected!”

“You–” Song Xiyun was furious.

However, after parting ways in the third-floor corridor, Song Xiyun suddenly wasn’t angry anymore. She had personally shattered the piggy bank that represented her dignity, and Jiang Nian had mended it for her.

In the fourth-floor corridor, Jiang Nian walked forward, carrying a bottle of Sprite. His face was calm, but inside, he was somewhat touched; Song Xiyun really gave him the money if she had it.

If it had been four hundred yuan, that would have been great, but it was four hundred twenty-five yuan.

He pulled out his phone, opened Taobao, and started searching for piggy banks. After thirty seconds of browsing, he added a 110 yuan piggy bank to his cart.

Night fell, during evening self-study, everyone was excited.

Outside, the sky gradually darkened, and inside the classroom, the lights were bright. Before evening self-study, there were twenty minutes of biology reading. The class representative went to the podium, circled the scope, and asked everyone to memorize it.

Li Hua, using the sound of reading, blended in and sang, “My strong father, what can I do for you~”

“Help me copy my English homework, my dear son.” Ma Guojun Ma Guojun said with a lecherous look.

“Get lost! Tomorrow is a full day off, I’m not even doing my own.” Li Hua shook his head, “Tomorrow I’m getting up early to go to the internet cafe to play LoL, then going home to sleep in the afternoon.”

“Boring.” Ma Guojun didn’t play LoL; he preferred playing Clash of Clans on his iPhone.

Unfortunately, after this damn game was acquired by the old man from Qidian, upgrading became increasingly difficult. Originally, the highest was Town Hall 9, but later the Town Hall limit was directly raised to Town Hall 13.

With various top-up options and skin purchases, this damn game was pretty much ruined.

“Forget it, I’ll play Genshin Impact this weekend.” Ma Guojun said something befitting his weight, “After school, go home, shower, have a late-night snack, and play Genshin Impact in bed.”

Jiang Nian looked up, stroked his chin, and said something befitting his mental state.

“If I play Genshin Impact while masturbating, does that cancel out good and evil?”

Immediately, both of them were startled, finding it hard to cope.

“Bro, are you playing ‘One Thought of God, One Thought of Demon’ here?”

“Seriously, do you not consider us outsiders anymore?”

“I’m just making a hypothesis, I didn’t say I was actually going to do it.” Jiang Nian said casually; as long as you don’t take it seriously, others will find it hard to take seriously.

As the saying goes, wealth leads to lust, poverty leads to change, and taking another man’s wife.

“Count me in, count me in! What are you talking about?” Yao Beibei also leaned over, and after a brief understanding, also fell into deep thought.

Li Hua: “You’re all so perverted, it makes me feel out of place.”

Yao Beibei looked up, “I think Jiang Nian’s actions should deduct Karma.”

“Who asked you to give the answer! By the way, how was this answer derived?” Ma Guojun complained, adjusting his glasses, “At least show the reasoning process.”

Zhang Ningzhi, in the front row, shivered, weak and helpless, but part of a small group, listening to their vulgar words.

Jiang Nian even added a detailed description, “When you’re playing Genshin Impact, getting carried away in bed, and the next day relatives come to visit and your dad knocks on the door.”

“Alright, bro, stop talking, the imagery is too strong.” Li Hua was speechless, admitting defeat.

During a break in evening self-study, Jiang Nian suddenly remembered Zhang Ningzhi in the front row and poked her back with his finger. When she turned around, he casually asked.

“What are you planning to do tomorrow on your day off?”

“Hmm, do homework, then scroll Douyin, or Xiaohongshu.” Zhang Ningzhi suddenly let out a small gasp, exclaiming, “Oh, right, I haven’t added Beibei’s Xiaohongshu yet!”

“You’d best not add her.” Jiang Nian advised.

“Why?” Ningzhi looked puzzled.

“Well, you can ask Li Hua about that, he knows Yao Beibei’s Xiaohongshu nickname.” Jiang Nian directly pushed it to Li Hua, who immediately looked horrified.

“Oh my god, don’t talk nonsense, I don’t know!”

Jiang Nian thought for a moment, opened his Xiaohongshu following list, found Yao Beibei’s personal page, and handed it to Zhang Ningzhi.

【You need water 1 Why are you taking off my pants】 (This is a username, not a sentence to be translated naturally.)