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    “You met an Immortal Master?” Lin Dong’s pupils dilated.

    “Not an Immortal Master, that building housed many people,” Jiang Nian corrected, “and most of them are in their senior year.”

    “True,” Lin Dong nodded.

    “No, but did you get her contact information?” Yang Qiming couldn’t help but ask, “WeChat, QQ, email?”

    Jiang Nian tilted his head, “Ran too fast, forgot.”

    “Is the senior sister that shy?” Yang Qiming, upon hearing this, became even more excited, “I just love the shy type!”

    “It wasn’t her, it was me,” Jiang Nian shattered his cousin Qiming’s fantasy, “She was about to make a move, good thing I ran fast.”

    Huang Cailang leaned in, interjecting.

    “Brother Yang, Brother Yang, the lively type is good too!”

    “?”

    “No way, from my experience as an older man,” Yang Qiming shook his head, “Lively people are lively with everyone, it’s easy to…”

    He got stuck halfway through his sentence.

    The people around immediately laughed, but there was no real malice. Outside, the rain drizzled, and the atmosphere in the damp corridor was joyful.

    Jiang Nian walked into the classroom and saw an unfamiliar set of test papers on Li Qingrong’s desk. Without any hesitation, he picked them up and looked.

    “Past Chemistry Exam Questions (with answers).”

    There really are good things in the wilderness.

    “What’s that in your hand?” Yang Qiming walked in and stood by Li Hua’s seat, “New test papers?”

    Recently, he and Jiang Nian had been on the same soccer team and had eaten together, so they had become quite familiar, chatting a few words when there was nothing else to do.

    He felt that compared to the moody, self-proclaimed Biology class representative Qian Wenyu, Jiang Nian was much more easygoing and wouldn’t inexplicably get angry.

    Unlike that guy Qian Wenyu, who relied on good grades and money. When he was happy, he would joke around, but when he was unhappy, he would make a long Face like a giant baby.

    “The class monitor’s.”

    “Damn, you really are…” Yang Qiming was about to leave, but couldn’t help but sit down and ask, “Jiang Nian, do you know that person?”

    “Who?”

    “Lv Xuan.”

    “Huh?” Jiang Nian was stunned for a few seconds before remembering that Lv Xuan was Pleasant Goat, “I guess I know her, what’s up?”

    Yang Qiming was a bit bashful, but then he glanced at Jiang Nian’s hand. He was still holding the class monitor’s test papers, which made him feel a little more at ease.

    “Nothing much, I just saw you liked her post a couple of days ago.”

    “It was just a casual thing.”

    “Right…” Yang Qiming was about to leave, but felt a bit uneasy, so he turned back and quietly asked, “You and her…”

    “Friends.”

    “Oh, okay then.” A huge weight lifted from Yang Qiming’s heart, and he stood up and left.

    Jiang Nian, however, turned to look at him a few times, thinking to himself why this person had fallen for Pleasant Goat, and couldn’t help but shake his head in regret.

    Humans and goats are of different paths, tsk tsk.

    Pleasant Goat, this type of contrasting girl, also has an abstract personality. She personally said she had no interest in dating, only wanted to ship couples.

    Perhaps after university, she would transform from a goat into a girl.

    Forget it, don’t think too much.

    Let’s do a few major questions to relax and clear my head.

    Soon, Li Qingrong returned to the classroom.

    She glanced at a certain person holding and looking at the test papers, but said nothing. It wasn’t until the bell was about to ring that Jiang Nian returned the papers.

    “They’re for you.”

    “No need, I haven’t finished the set I have,” Jiang Nian refused, adding, “The provincial joint exam is coming up, don’t bite off more than you can chew.”

    “Mm.”

    Li Qingrong nodded and took the test papers, but didn’t put them down immediately. Instead, after he turned away, she gently opened them.

    After a morning of classes, it was after school.

    Jiang Nian was about to go eat. As he stood up, he couldn’t help but glance at the class monitor’s test papers on the desk again, feeling a bit itchy inside.

    His compulsion to do problems had flared up.

    Li Qingrong looked up at him, asking curiously.

    “Don’t you want them?”

    “No, I can’t finish them, it’s too much of a time waste.” Jiang Nian left reluctantly, thinking to himself that he would borrow them from the class monitor next month.

    Test papers, wait for me!

    Li Qingrong tilted her head, not quite understanding Jiang Nian’s ‘abstinent’ behavior. And why a boy would be ‘abstinent’ towards a set of test papers.

    So strange.

    In a flash, it was before lunch break.

    Chen Yunyun sat in the row in front of Jiang Nian, lie on her desk. She was looking down at the test papers, her hair scattered across the desk.

    “This question is a bit difficult.”

    Jiang Nian hummed in agreement, looking down at the question. His right hand unconsciously twirled his pen, and his left hand wasn’t idle either, casually twirling her hair.

    “It is indeed a bit… difficult.”

    “Don’t pull my hair,” Chen Yunyun surrendered, this person just loved pulling hair, “If you pull it again, you’ll make it split ends.”

    “I’ll give you a bottle of essential oil.”

    “What oil?” Chen Yunyun was confused for a long time, and after realizing, she couldn’t help but crack up, “Hair essential oil, right?”

    “Yes, what did you think it was?” Jiang Nian retorted.

    Chen Yunyun: “.

    “Jiang Nian, look!” Wang Yuhe ran over, holding a mineral water bottle, “I caught a spider.”

    The lunch break bell hadn’t rung yet.

    Hearing this, several people in the classroom who were playing on their phones all looked up at Wang Yuhe.

    “Holy crap?”

    “A real spider, why is it so round?”

    “Thumb-thick, you could steep it in wine,” Jiang Nian exclaimed in wonder, letting go of Chen Yunyun’s hair and beginning to admire the spider.

    Hair could be played with anytime, but a spider this big was uncommon.

    “Where did you catch it?” he asked.

    “Hehe, in the house,” Wang Yuhe puffed out her chest proudly, “Good thing I brought a bottle of water, I caught it.”

    “Awesome, awesome, awesome.” Jiang Nian was fondling it, wondering how to scare Li Hua, “Can I borrow this to play with? I’ll return it this afternoon.”

    “Huh?” Wang Yuhe hesitated.

    “No need to return it, you can deal with it as you see fit.” Chen Yunyun’s hair was almost standing on end. She pulled Wang Yuhe and left.

    As they were about to exit the classroom, faint whispers of the two girls could be heard.

    “Did you wash your hands?” “Didn’t use my hands.”

    Afternoon.

    As Li Hua stepped into the classroom, he saw that everyone in his group had arrived. Thinking of his own grades, he couldn’t help but sigh.

    A tiger fallen on flat ground, bullied by dogs!

    If only his English could exceed 120, then this Heaven would no longer obscure his eyes! This earth would no longer bury his heart!

    Jiang Nian, you dog thief, prepare to die!

    He sat down, his heart surging with heroic spirit, and reached into his drawer for his water bottle. A glance from the corner of his eye, however, gave him a huge fright.

    He saw Jiang Nian lying on the desk, one eye peeking out, spying on him.

    “What the hell! Why are you being so creepy?”

    “Nothing, just looking at you,” Jiang Nian showed a benevolent father’s smile, “My child, you’ve gotten thinner, and your hair has turned white.”

    “red stone!” Li Hua was too lazy to bother with Jiang Dog.

    A psycho, with a bubble in his brain.

    Whoosh, he yanked out the mineral water bottle. It felt unexpectedly light, and he was momentarily stunned, then looked again.

    “Ah!!!”

    Li Hua let out a sharp shriek, instantly shouting red stone, red stone.

    “Hahahaha!!” Jiang Nian laughed heartlessly, attracting the gaze of those around, and then laughter began to spread.

    Zhang Ningzhi was afraid of spiders and hid far away.

    Ma Guojun walked over, playing with the water bottle. After all, it was separated by plastic, so it wasn’t too disgusting, and he quickly took a liking to the creature.

    “What do you guys think spiders eat?”

    “red stone!” Li Hua recovered, then put on a calm and composed look, “Throw it away, do you really want to keep it?”

    “Don’t throw it away, if it transforms, you can give it to Tao Ran,” Jiang Nian interjected, “Spider demon, Elder Tang likes them.”

    “The tattooed Elder Tang?”

    “What kind of stuff are you watching?”

    “Happy Star.”

    “Oh, oh, Bajie’s voice is pretty good,” Li Hua scratched his head sheepishly, “Couldn’t resist, made a mistake.”

    Jiang Nian: “?”

    Ma Guojun: “?”

    I need a word more absurd than Heaven-Defying to describe Li Hua.

    Huang Fang, who was in front of him, was originally doing problems. During a break, she looked up, heard Li Hua’s words, and her expression gradually turned to horror.

    I really wish people didn’t have ears.

    Biology, biology, physics. The Saturday afternoon classes were exceptionally dull.

    The only excited one was Yu Zhiyi, the new general class representative, who was active for two classes, eagerly interacting with Qingbao’s lessons.

    In contrast, Qian Wenyu, the former class representative, was doing math during class.

    Qingbao caught him once, but didn’t punish him.

    “Next time you do homework for other subjects, remember to do it outside of class. If I catch you again, I will confiscate it.”

    Despite the serious warning, Qian Wenyu didn’t take it seriously.

    He continued to do as he pleased, to the point where even Qingbao couldn’t understand him. But with the situation unclear, she didn’t actually confiscate Qian Wenyu’s test papers.

    After all, he was the former class representative, and she was always good at deflecting blame.

    Before understanding the situation, she would never get angry with a student. Let alone have a conflict during her own class.

    “Alright, everyone turn to page… of the second round textbook.”

    “Holy crap, Qian Wenyu is an idiot,” Li Hua couldn’t stand it, frowning and whispering, “Qingbao told him not to write.”

    “Is Qingbao someone you can call?” Jiang Nian shot him a sidelong glance.

    “Damn it, is that the point?” Li Hua was speechless, “What’s wrong with Qian Wenyu, not giving Qingbao any Face?”

    “How would I know, why don’t you go ask him?” Jiang Nian probably guessed it, most likely he was unhappy about Qingbao changing class representatives.

    “You asked for my resignation, and you really let me go back to my hometown?”

    Little Immortal Master, tone it down.

    “Ask my ass, I hate pretentious people the most,” Li Hua whispered, “If my English was good, I’d stomp him to death.”

    Then, he sighed.

    “In our class, only the class monitor and them have grades that can suppress Qian Wenyu. Zhang Ningzhi, well… work hard, maybe there’s a chance.”

    Bling bling, the badmouthing radar activated again.

    “Team leader, what are you saying about me?” Zhang Ningzhi stared at him intently, her hollow eyes giving a death glare, “Then I ask you.”

    “What about you, can you score 640?”

    Pfft, an arrow pierced his heart, directly ending Li Hua’s pretentious life.

    “I suddenly,” Jiang Nian asked out of the blue.

    “My English is good, do you think I can suppress Qian Wenyu?”

    Li Hua was stunned for a long time, then showed the same expression as a laughing cat. He pointed at Jiang Nian and kept laughing, then composed himself and said seriously.

    “If you suppress Qian Wenyu, I’ll kneel down to you right now!”

    So ruthless, this is the true Face of a brother.

    “No need, no need, just post a real-name admission of defeat on QQ Space. Say ‘Brother Nian is too strong, I won’t bark like a dog anymore.'”

    “Can’t beat him in LoL, Brother Nian is better than me even when scattering rice on the keyboard. Can’t beat him in exams either, he spits twice on the answer sheet and gets a higher score than me.”

    “You damn it!” Li Hua pointed at him, “I…” Qingbao stood on both sides of them, smiling and looking at the two.

    “Why aren’t you talking?”

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