Chapter 252 Poke Your

Hearing this, Jiang Nian immediately found it hard to bear.

“What in the world?”

Li Hua even laughed out loud, immediately bringing up an anecdote.

“I know an unofficial history that says Guan Yu carelessly lost Jingzhou. This ‘Jingzhou’ wasn’t that ‘Jingzhou’, but rather the men of the army playing around in their tents at night, in a basin.”

Jiang Nian interrupted him, “That’s too much, shut up!”

In the sixth group, there were two of Lin Dong’s roommates, Zeng You and Wu Jun Gu.

At this moment, both of them were also stunned, their mouths slightly agape, looking at Lin Dong with shocked expressions.

They wondered if there were any easter eggs in their dorm after they fell asleep?

“Who’s the person on your upper bunk?” Li Hua asked curiously.

“Can’t say.” Lin Dong chuckled, “But the guy on the upper bunk was really careless. He woke me up in the middle of the night and didn’t even bother to wipe it up.”

With that, the riddle-man Lin Dong smiled and left.

Jiang Nian and the others were dumbfounded.

What kind of brother sleeping on my upper bunk, that’s too Heaven-Defying.

“It’s not me, don’t look at me.” Zeng You, noticing Jiang Nian’s gaze, got a bit flustered, “Is it because of my appearance? I don’t sleep on his upper bunk.”

Wu Jun Gu also immediately clarified, “I sleep on the lower bunk.”

“Who else is in your dorm?” Li Hua asked curiously.

“Don’t ask about that, it’s dorm privacy.” Zeng You didn’t want to say.

The two of them definitely knew, but neither of them said anything. After all, such explosive news was truly shocking, and speaking carelessly could easily offend people.

During the Chinese morning reading session, Old Liu came to inspect, and after seeing nothing unusual in the class, he quickly left again.

As morning self-study was about to end, Lin Dong strolled over to the sixth group, holding a bowl of Eight-Treasure Porridge. He raised an eyebrow at Zeng You and Wu Jun Gu, saying smugly,

“Look, Eight-Treasure Porridge from Brother Wei.”

Zeng You: “…”

Wu Jun Gu: “…This porridge?”

“What else?” Lin Dong explained, “He was secretly eating Eight-Treasure Porridge in the middle of the night yesterday, slurping like a mouse, and it woke me up.”

“When I opened my eyes, porridge was dripping onto the edge of my bed.”

Jiang Nian: “Then what the hell were you talking about?”

By the wall.

Zhang Ningzhi curiously glanced at Jiang Nian, not understanding what they were talking about. But looking at their expressions, it clearly wasn’t anything serious.

Never mind, I won’t listen.

She opened her Chinese textbook, ready to return to her studies. She meticulously read every explanation under the classical Chinese text, and as she flipped, she came across “A Night Mooring by the River in Spring.”

Just then, the bell for the end of morning self-study rang.

Zhang Ningzhi poked Jiang Nian with her finger. Seeing no reaction from him, she increased her strength.

Poke, poke!

“Hiss~” Jiang Nian gasped.

Zhang Ningzhi was a little unsure, and asked hesitantly.

“Does it hurt a lot?”

Jiang Nian glanced at her, and said with a straight face.

“Of course, poke yours.”

“Oh.” Zhang Ningzhi huddled up, her arms pressed tightly against her body, her face full of panic, “But, you can only use the same strength I just used.”

“That won’t do, I have to add a little more.”

“Why!”

“Desk mates get a twenty percent bonus, don’t you know the elementary and middle school student rules?” Old Dog Jiang bluffed, completely confusing the little girl.

“Oh, then you go ahead.”

Jiang Nian, through her clothes, lightly poked Zhang Ningzhi’s arm.

“Alright, what did you call me for just now?”

“I don’t want to say anymore, hmph.” Zhang Ningzhi was a bit petty too, planning not to talk to the annoying guy all morning, “You go play by yourself!”

Li Hua was lying on the desk, but he wasn’t actually asleep. He peeked out with one eye, spying on Jiang Nian, this scoundrel full of bad ideas, who was even flirting with a female classmate.

Students should be doing problems, not laughing giddily around women.

He should be killed!

Jiang Nian lay down, sleeping on his stomach, his eyes meeting Li Hua’s.

Each of them spied on the other with one eye.

“Are you crazy?” Jiang Nian sneered.

“Hard to say.”

“Then let’s just stay like this, you’ll turn away when you can’t take it anymore anyway.” Jiang Nian wasn’t afraid at all, “I can keep one eye open for watch and sleep with the other.”

“Nonsense, I don’t believe it.” Li Hua stared intently at Jiang Nian.

Ten minutes passed, and Li Hua gave in.

It wasn’t because Jiang Nian really had the ability to rest one eye and keep watch with the other, but because he thought this bastard was truly capable of not sleeping during break for the sake of a single sentence.

The first class began, and Old Liu entered in a hurry.

He plugged in his USB, opened the folder, and started lecturing rapidly, finishing in two minutes.

“There are only these five ancient poems; the class representative will come up to put on the PPT later.” Old Liu’s hasty actions attracted everyone’s attention in the class.

“Teacher, where are you going?” Li Hua was the first to stand up.

“Ah, that, well, I have something to do.” Old Liu said vaguely, “Anyway, you usually don’t listen, and this concerns my personal happiness, so just look at the PPT.”

Hearing this, Jiang Nian, who was about to do his comprehensive science problems, put down his pen.

If you don’t want to teach, then I want to listen.

A date in the morning? Then you can’t go. This class will be the most attentive class I listen to in my entire third year of high school. Not only will I listen, but I’ll also take notes.

“Teacher, I didn’t understand the ancient poems.”

Hearing this, Old Liu looked at Jiang Nian, full of doubt.

“Who would want to listen to a few ancient poems that won’t even be used in the college entrance exam? Raise your hand, let me see.”

Whoosh, almost everyone in the class raised their hands.

Old Liu showed a puzzled expression, instantly regretting it.

In fact, these five ancient poem appreciations were classic templates in the college entrance exam. It would take two classes to explain them thoroughly, and he had originally planned to give a detailed lecture.

Moreover, he had nothing to do; it was purely an idea he came up with on a whim when he woke up early for class.

He knew the students in Class 3 too well; they were rebellious to the core and would never allow a teacher to sneak away earlier than them. If he didn’t want to teach, they would want to listen.

They would even actively ask questions after class, primarily to torment each other.

Old Liu looked around and sighed.

“Alright, since that’s the case, let’s start class. Once everyone pretty much understands, I’ll leave.”

In the classroom, the students’ enthusiasm for learning was high.

“I can choose not to listen, but you can’t choose not to teach, otherwise I won’t sleep soundly.”

“Teacher, I can see you’re in a hurry, but don’t rush.”

“Suddenly, I feel that Chinese isn’t so boring after all. I’m terrifyingly eager to learn now.”

“Tsk, it’s time to appreciate ancient Eastern aesthetics. (Takes off glasses)”

The reaction below the podium was exactly what Old Liu wanted.

He turned to the blackboard with a speechless expression, hiding a fleeting smile, cleared his throat, and feigned helplessness.

“Then I’ll briefly explain, the first one.”

Two classes passed, and Old Liu was starting to regret it.

He hadn’t rested for two hours, and as soon as class ended, people came up to ask questions.

Especially those few in the sixth group, who usually never listened, were now pretending to take turns asking all sorts of questions, not letting him go to the restroom.

It was already the long break, and they had delayed him for twelve minutes.

If it weren’t for the exercise bell almost fading and the whistle over there being blown hoarse, they probably wouldn’t have stopped.

“Jiang Nian, stop asking, go run the exercises.” Old Liu was also fed up. Were these two really that annoying? “Li Hua, don’t wait either, go run the exercises.”

Lin Dong, who was waiting in line behind, was displeased. He just wanted to avoid the exercises.

“Teacher, I’m eager to learn!”

Eager my foot!

Old Liu forcefully chased them all away, and upon counting, there were surprisingly eight or nine of them.

If this were discovered by the grade group, a deduction could cost him a day’s salary. Just like the homeroom teacher of Class 4, his bonus for this month was probably gone.

Tsk tsk, pitiful.

Are the people in Class 4 that disobedient?

In contrast, although the people in his own class were a bit eccentric, at least they didn’t cause him any trouble. The class cadres were capable, and he didn’t have to worry about anything.

Peaceful years.

Sports field.

The student council members were guarding the gate with armbands, preventing latecomers from sneaking in.

“Ahem, Little Wang.”

“Bro, you speak.”

“We can’t let people down now. Register everyone who comes.”

“Okay, bro.”

“Hmm.” The young student council cadre put his hands behind his back, nodded in satisfaction, and suddenly noticed several figures running towards them when he turned around. “People are coming, register them.”

“Okay.”

“Heh, why are you nervous? No ambition.” The young cadre stood with his hands behind his back, with an air of detachment, “Never mind, take it. This is my last ripple.”

Saying this, he was about to demonstrate how to stop the incoming people in front of his subordinates.

“You guys!” He lowered his voice and shouted.

However, these few people did not stop running.

One person lightly brushed past him, stirring up a gust of wind. Another directly pushed him away savagely, shouting arrogant words.

“Get lost, how dare you stop people from Class 4.”

Two more broke through the blockade, and another left a remark.

“Are you okay?”

The last person leaped past him, adding a sentence.

“Idiot, go get your brain checked.”

In the sunlight, the sprinting teenagers were like joyful white doves. They leaped down from the mottled stone steps, and in a few strides, blended into the exercise formation.

The young student council cadre slowly came to his senses, realizing he couldn’t find any trace of those few people.

The student formations, running in circles, were connected end to end.

“Bro, are you okay?”

The young student council cadre was furious, and he raged.

“Is there still law! Are there still school rules!”

Xi Bao had just entered the classroom and was startled.

“Why are you all so listless?”

She walked to the door to look at the timetable, and asked curiously.

“Are you having back-to-back math classes this morning?”

“Teacher, the last class was Chinese.”

“Chinese class?” Xi Bao was quite surprised, “Since it was Chinese class, why do you all look so listless?”

The people in the classroom explained in a cacophony, while Jiang Nian yawned idly.

He was about to go to sleep.

He was just about to lie down when the System panel suddenly popped up.

He didn’t have time to look, when a girl suddenly appeared at the door. She was probably a student council cadre, knocked on the classroom door, left a message, and then left.

“Students on the psychological evaluation list, go to the psychological office for a meeting!”

Hearing this, Yu Zhiyi looked up, then turned to look at Jiang Nian.

“Jiang Nian.”

On the stage, Xi Bao was slightly surprised, looking at Jiang Nian who stood up from his seat.

“Hmm, you?”

Looking at Xi Bao’s clearly distrustful gaze, Jiang Nian was slightly displeased.

All eleven groups of Class 3 are on my shoulders!

“Teacher, if you keep looking, I’ll get depressed.”