Chapter 141: I Have a Plan That Won’t Damage Harmony

“Why are you looking at where I’m going?” Chen Yunyun bit her lip.

Jiang Nian thought for a moment, “Because one mountain cannot hold two tigers.”

Chen Yunyun’s fists clenched instantly. Was this dog of a man allergic to ambiguity?

But this couldn’t really be called ambiguity; it was just casual chatting between friends. Chatting with anyone was just the same, purely a way to kill time. Yeah, that was it.

“Why didn’t you go play during P.E. class today?”

“I went to date,” Jiang Nian joked. After the class was dismissed, he went back to the classroom to drill questions.

“Ah?” Chen Yunyun whipped her head around. A whole slew of People’s Daily golden quotes flashed through her mind, but she only managed to say dryly, “Puppy love. That violates school rules, right?”

“Hmm? Doesn’t our school always encourage puppy love?” Jiang Nian asked, looking confused. “There’s a little couple in class, and I always feel like they are in the classroom.”

“Don’t speak so loudly, someone might hear you in a moment.” Chen Yunyun felt a bit awkward and lowered her voice. “That couple you’re talking about is in the classroom right now.”

“It’s not that I’m being a buzzkill, I’m just stating facts.” Jiang Nian began to complain. Since it was just idle chatter, the topic drifted like wisps of smoke, impossible to track.

“Several times during the lunch break, I’ve been woken up while groggy. I’d see them covering themselves with a piece of clothing in the back row, giggling and laughing like it’s a bridal chamber.”

Chen Yunyun was speechless. What kind of bizarre adjective was ‘bridal chamber’? It was just too… too weird, she said.

“They really are quite annoying, but no one goes to stop them.”

“Why?” Jiang Nian asked curiously.

Chen Yunyun blushed a little and stammered.

“That kind of thing… how should I put it?”

“Just say it directly:’Stop shaking the desk, just petting is enough, are you going to do it on the desk?'” Jiang Nian said dismissively.

“This is a public place, a classroom. The little couple is practically drooling, and I can’t say anything? I was sleeping perfectly well, wondering where the sound of a dripping tap was coming from in the classroom.”

Hearing him say such bold and raunchy words with a straight face, Chen Yunyun covered her bright red cheeks.

“Then say it like that in a while.”

“Sure.”

“You’re actually planning to do that!” Chen Yunyun felt an equal amount of embarrassment and became anxious. “We’re all classmates, let it go. You’ll offend people.”

“You and Wang Yuhe are sitting so close to those two idiots, can you even sleep during lunch break?” Jiang Nian countered.

“This…”

Chen Yunyun fell silent. She and Wang Yuhe indeed hadn’t been sleeping well during the lunch break lately; that couple always liked to sneakily giggle in the back row of the classroom.

What was most infuriating was that when the lunch break first started, they would seriously discuss problems and study. But once there was half an hour left, they would lie on the desks and mess around.

By this time, basically everyone in the classroom was preparing to lie down and sleep. Hearing their uncontrollable suppressed laughter and coquettish sounds, anyone would get angry.

The afternoons were all Comprehensive Science classes. Who could stand not sleeping well during the lunch break for several days in a row?

However, for that little couple, they had studied, and they had ‘petted’. As for making the classmates in the classroom suffer, whoever wanted to bear the infamy could do so; they were having a good time anyway.

Seeing her stammering and not speaking, Jiang Nian spoke up.

“Are you close with them?”

“Not close.” Chen Yunyun shook her head. “They are very bizarre, I’m just afraid you guys will get into an argument.”

There was another layer of concern she didn’t voice: the Joint Exam was imminent. The ones most affected would be those trying to move up a class; after all, only by passing this trial could one truly be a member of Class Three.

She was afraid that someone would use this against Jiang Nian, although the probability was very low. After all, this kind of thing had little impact, and with Jiang Nian’s grades, it was impossible for him to be demoted.

But it would still be disgusting if someone said it to his face, and it could easily mess with one’s mentality before a big exam.

People who could openly announce they were a couple in class wouldn’t be introverted people. So she wanted to avoid a conflict between Jiang Nian and that group at all costs.

At least until the Joint Exam ended in two days, there shouldn’t be a direct confrontation.

“Don’t worry, there won’t be an argument.” Jiang Nian looked up, his gaze directed toward the distant Green Wood Ridge. The autumn afternoon sunlight was golden. “Just gross them out a bit.”

In the classroom, during the latter half of the lunch break.

Wang Yuhe was sleeping soundly when she was woken up by a burst of giggling. She was too tired from doing problems at noon, her mind was still hazy, and she thought she was at home.

Did my little sister leave the TV on again?

She sat up, realized she was in the classroom, and looked back, following the sound.

In the back row of the classroom, a couple was lying on the desk together, covering their heads with a school uniform. She didn’t know what kind of little movements they were making under the desk, just giggling away.

Wang Yuhe immediately felt annoyed. Can’t they go get a room at noon? Why must they do it in the classroom?

Although she was annoyed, she was introverted and felt embarrassed to stand up and say anything.

Having been woken up, she just wanted to go back to sleep and kill them in her dreams.

Several light sleepers in the class turned their heads one after another, looking back groggily, only to find it was Ji Jiayu and her boyfriend Yuan Zhengchuan.

They were a model couple that looked like they were out of a teen idol drama. Several people were angry, but no one stood up to say anything, unwilling to offend anyone.

Jiang Nian turned his head with a look of bad luck, cast a damp, gloomy glance at them, and continued to sleep.

In the middle of the classroom, the ‘Lone Island Brother’ Luo Yong sighed, looking up. He had rented a room outside the school, but for the sake of the Joint Exam in two days, he decided to take his lunch break in the classroom.

But every time he fell asleep, he was soon woken up by those two bastards in the back.

It’s been days, for god’s sake, they pick this time to disturb people every single day.

Annoying, annoying, annoying! He really wanted to punch their mothers to death. They wanted an audience for their dating; he really wished he could see them asking for leave tomorrow because their mothers had died suddenly!!

With a boom, he stood up!

He rose and walked towards the back row, saying nothing, his expression sullen.

Chen Yunyun and Wang Yuhe were both shocked, and a few scattered classmates also turned their heads. Their gazes followed Luo Yong; the light of Class Three had finally descended!

Tell Dagu that Tiga’s light will arrive late; it’s time for justice to be executed now!

Ji Jiayu also saw Luo Yong and poked her boyfriend. Her boyfriend Yuan Zhengchuan looked up, saw Luo Yong, and remained unconcerned, wanting to hear what he had to say first.

“Ha, your chatting is a bit loud, could you please keep it down a little bit?”

As soon as Luo Yong’s words came out, the classmates who were secretly watching this side all slumped their faces.

Tsk, what a softie.

“Sorry, we’ll be careful.” Ji Jiayu said in a low voice.

“It shouldn’t be enough to disturb you, right?” Yuan Zhengchuan added.

One playing the good cop, one playing the bad cop—it left Luo Yong feeling awkward. He scratched his head.

“That’s true, huh.”

Jiang Nian was lying on the desk sleeping, listening to the whole thing without even opening his eyes. The phone in his desk compartment still had its screen lit up; Lin Dong had replied with a few messages.

The lunch break ended.

As soon as Li Hua arrived, he was dragged out by Jiang Nian.

The fourth-floor corridor after the lunch break was bustling with people. Downstairs, there were dense crowds of heads, and in the distance, day students were strolling slowly from the school gate toward the school.

“What’s up, Nian?”

“That couple in class, Ji something, always makes weird noises in the latter half of the lunch break.” Jiang Nian said briefly. “The Joint Exam is coming up soon, I don’t want to see them in the classroom during the lunch break.”

“Then what should we do? I’m not close with them.” Li Hua felt a bit troubled. “How about I try?”

Jiang Nian smiled. “No need, I have a plan that won’t damage harmony.”

Li Hua leaned in to listen, and was completely dumbfounded after hearing it.

“Holy shit, what kind of living Yama are you?”

“Just tell me, can you do it or not?” Jiang Nian stared at him. “If you can’t, I’ll ask Lin Dong to try.”

“You, damn it, are you addicted to NTR?” Li Hua was so angry he was trembling, but then he added, “What’s hard about this? It’s just hurting the average score. Let’s do it, let’s do it.”

The first class in the afternoon was Biology.

Teacher Qingbao walked into the classroom holding books with a serious expression and shouted.

“Class starts!”

“Stand up!”

The class stood up and sat down sparsely. Zhong Qing was in no hurry to lecture. Instead, she opened her textbook and announced a Biology dictation, debating who to call up to the blackboard.

“Any volunteers to come up?”

As soon as she finished speaking, someone suddenly shouted.

“Teacher! Ji Jiayu just raised her hand!”

Upon hearing this, the person in question, Ji Jiayu, was stunned for a moment. Before she could say that she hadn’t raised her hand, she suddenly heard Li Hua shout along.

“Teacher, she really did raise her hand!”

Then came the jeering from a few boys, with Jiang Nian mixed in among them.

“Teacher, pick her.”

Zhong Qing didn’t understand why, but thought she must have raised her hand, so she simply called her up.

“Then Ji Jiayu, come up.”

Logically speaking, usually at this time, someone would jeer. They would call out the name of her boyfriend, Yuan Zhengchuan, to watch the little couple go up to the blackboard for the dictation.

But there were only a few scattered voices in the class, and not many people were jeering.

Zhong Qing didn’t pay it any mind. Even if they were jeering, she wouldn’t completely follow the students’ wishes. A teacher is like a vegetable farmer; they can’t completely follow the wishes of the Chinese cabbage.

If you let them be too comfortable, they’ll show you dead grades the next day.

“Luo Yong, you come up.”

“Oh!!!” The class suddenly began to jeer.

“Seize the opportunity, Brother Yong!”

“Holy shit, Brother Yong’s luck is too good.”

Under her desk, Chen Yunyun looked confused. What was wrong with this group of boys today? Suddenly starting to jeer at Ji Jiayu, although they usually jeered like this too.

But… today was a bit special; they weren’t jeering at Yuan Zhengchuan, the legitimate boyfriend.

In the classroom, Yuan Zhengchuan sat in his seat, his expression somewhat ugly. Being jeered at by the class because of his girlfriend and another boy was something no one could stand.

Moreover, it was Luo Yong, a goblin who wasn’t even 1.6 meters tall.

It wasn’t exactly painful, but more disgusting.

But with six or seven boys in class jeering, Yuan Zhengchuan couldn’t do anything about them alone. He couldn’t go to each one of them and tell them not to make such jokes in the future.

Kid, this joke isn’t funny at all.

After the first class ended, a large swath of the class collapsed onto their desks.

Lin Dong dragged Sun Zhicheng out of the classroom and lowered his voice in the corridor.

“Sun Zhicheng, do me a favor.”

“What favor? Just say it, Brother Dong.” Sun Zhicheng had now reached the Realm of harmony between man and nature, and he felt his life had suddenly brightened up.

He had someone he liked, and their relationship was slowly transitioning from friends. He had a good brother like Lin Dong; although Brother Dong was a bit of a ‘yellow hair’, he wasn’t interested in Chen Yunyun.

With the person he liked and his best brother by his side, what more could he ask for?

“In a while, Ji Jiayu.”

After the second physics class ended, a boy ran over to Ji Jiayu to borrow a test paper. Ji Jiayu had a pretty good relationship with that boy and readily agreed.

“Here.”

“Thanks, I’ll return it in the afternoon.” The boy left.

During the last self-study session in the afternoon, someone reminded Ji Jiayu to sit at the podium to maintain discipline. This was a rule in the class, rotating by student number every day.

Ji Jiayu sat up there and was just about to bow her head to do her homework.

“Hey, move to the left a bit, you’re blocking me from seeing the blackboard,” Jiang Nian said.

“Oh, oh, okay.” Seeing it was Jiang Nian, Ji Jiayu moved to the left.

Lin Dong spoke up, “That won’t do, you’re blocking me.”

The whole class burst into laughter. Ji Jiayu laughed too, pursing her lips in feigned anger.

“Are you two sick in the head!”

Luo Yong, sitting in the middle of the classroom, looked up, watching them interact with Ji Jiayu. At first, he laughed along, but then he couldn’t help but have some thoughts of his own.

Ji Jiayu seemed quite popular with the boys. Thinking of how he and Ji Jiayu had gone up to the podium for the dictation that afternoon, he felt he should also say something and join in.

“You’re blocking the middle too.”

“You’re all sick!” Ji Jiayu said coquettishly, glaring at them.

Yuan Zhengchuan felt uncomfortable. Since the afternoon, he had seen boys constantly interacting with his girlfriend. Although it was all normal interaction between classmates, but…

Had Ji Jiayu forgotten that she was his girlfriend!

Couldn’t she just ignore them?

Yuan Zhengchuan looked down at his math problems, feeling for the first time that time was passing very slowly. He hoped the afternoon self-study would end quickly so he could find his girlfriend and have a good talk.