Chapter 117 The Lewd, Naughty Little Virgin

Hearing this, Jiang Nian said seriously.

“How is that possible?”

Chen Yunyun asked shyly, “That’s good. Did you say anything to refute him then?”

“No, because I don’t like older women.” Jiang Nian finished the first sub-question, looked up at her, “So I don’t really understand what femininity is.”

“That’s true, I’m not an old woman.” Chen Yunyun felt relieved, completely confused. “Our team leader is such a jerk, just like your team leader.”

Attacking Li Hua again.

Okay.

“Actually, it’s nothing, we just happened to gather to watch the fun.” Jiang Nian didn’t want people to know his original intention of being with Lin Dong.

Currently, he’s still watching the show. Lin Dong’s life is too packed, too much fun. But it’s a bit of a letdown, impossible to talk about with girls. This is a joy exclusive to boys.

Jiang Nian’s moral value is at an average level. He maintains a neutral wait-and-see attitude.

“You don’t need to care too much about what others think. Didn’t someone confess to you two days ago?” Jiang Nian said casually, “There are still many people who like you.”

Hearing this, Chen Yunyun really wanted to ask, “What about you?”

And this urge was almost uncontrollable, but she wasn’t one of those lovesick third-year high school girls. She hadn’t seen a boy like this before, falling in love after just a few conversations.

She just never understood why, ever since she was little, people would ask her, “Yunyun, between me, xxx, and xxx, who do you prefer to play with?”

Now she understood. When she really met friends she had a lot of fun with, she would indeed worry about gains and losses. It was similar to the feeling that her best friend’s best friend wasn’t her.

She could lose to any girl, but not to Lin Dong! Why should Lin Dong win?

She really wanted to ask Jiang Nian, “Young lady, who is more beautiful, me or Lin Dong?”

But asking that would seem a bit ambiguous, though she wasn’t worried because Jiang Nian was single.

As for how to be sure, it was actually very simple. He could chat with anyone, proving he had ample time and didn’t need to avoid suspicion.

He never ran errands during meal times. If he had a girlfriend, he would inevitably have to run errands to show care and concern. If you don’t show care, then someone else will definitely warm up your girlfriend.

They’d even warm up your corpse.

In summary, Jiang Nian was clearly single, and the kind of slightly perverted, mischievous young man who had never been in a relationship.

Chen Yunyun lowered her voice, “Between me and Lin Dong, who are you closer to?”

To be honest, Jiang Nian was a bit confused.

The pressure of third year high school must be too great. Even the girls’ high school students were being persecuted like this?

A bit crazy.

“What did you just ask?”

Chen Yunyun also felt she was being a bit stupid, and her face instantly turned red. She quickly turned her head away, wishing she had superpowers to make Jiang Nian temporarily forget.

If not, a sturdy stick would do.

“Nothing, I just got a little sidetracked.” She lowered her head, clasped her hands together, “Please forget what I just said, I’ll do anything.”

Jiang Nian rubbed his chin, “What about math then?”

Chen Yunyun said truthfully, “I really can’t do math, I can’t do it.”

The small interlude was thus glossed over. Due to certain factors, Chen Yunyun took a set of test papers she had completed from her seat and lent them to Jiang Nian.

The classic “Forty-Five Sets” of math papers.

Chen Yunyun had marked all the difficult points and skipped the easy questions. She told Jiang Nian to do the questions circled in red when he had time, as it would help raise his score in the exam.

Okay, everyone knew his math was bad now.

Generally speaking, people who are bad at math are not usually very good at physics either. If such people choose science, they either get into a second-tier university and that’s it, or they work themselves to death to get into a first-tier university and then collapse.

Sometimes, choice is indeed more important than effort; it’s very difficult to improve scores later on.

Of course, the humanities score line is also a Hell joke.

Jiang Nian continued to bury himself in math, sleeping when he was tired. In a science class, not being good at math doesn’t make one’s mood very pleasant.

The college entrance exam mainly depends on grades. If the grades aren’t good, being as flamboyant as a peacock is useless.

To be honest, Jiang Nian wasn’t really slacking off; he just had his own rhythm. Everyone around him had high grades, so he couldn’t really be too relaxed.

In the afternoon, a cup of fruit tea appeared on his desk.

Li Hua was craving it, and later it became a cup shared by five people.

In the afternoon, Jiang Nian used a fatigue-removing ability once. As soon as the first physics class ended, three-quarters of the class lay down, but he continued to study diligently.

Zhang Ningzhi was also extremely sleepy and wanted to lie down for a while, but then she saw Jiang Nian full of energy. She suddenly felt a little guilty, as if she were a deserter fleeing the battlefield.

But… she was too sleepy, so she would just sleep for a while.

By the second class break in the afternoon, significantly fewer people were sleeping in class.

Li Hua also gradually became more boisterous, leaning in and saying mysteriously.

“Guess what I saw on my way here at noon?”

“A stray dog?” Jiang Nian stopped writing to rest.

“No, I saw a pair of young lovers from No. 2 Middle School confessing.” Li Hua suddenly wailed, “They’re so shameless, confessing in broad daylight!”

“No, can they afford a betrothal gift of 300,000 yuan?”

Jiang Nian was stunned, “You little brat, you’re stealing my betrothal gift joke, aren’t you?”

“I can’t stand it! Why are middle schoolers, who are several years younger than me, falling in love?” Li Hua rubbed his face in despair, “Huh? Can they even understand love?”

“They were just kissing, ugh, I feel embarrassed for them!”

“Alright, alright, Hua, watch your mouth.” Jiang Nian laughed, “You’re a pervert too, just staring at them kissing like that.”

“Never mind, I’m getting chills.”

Jiang Nian spent the entire afternoon in self-disciplined effort. This, in turn, put some pressure on Zhang Ningzhi, who studied hard and dared not slack off in the slightest.

During the last break, Li Hua suddenly asked the person next to him.

“Do you have a dog at home?”

Huang Fang shook her head. It was inconvenient to keep dogs in town, even though they lived in self-built apartments. But they bought entire floors, and considering the neighbors and the poor hygiene in town, it wasn’t practical.

“Only those with a yard at home find it convenient to keep dogs. Why do you ask?”

“A relative at home wants to keep one.” Li Hua explained, “This relative isn’t me, there really is such a relative. I actually don’t like them.”

Jiang Nian interrupted him, “Watch your political correctness. Remarks like that would get you obliterated on TikTok.”

“My bad, my bad, I almost forgot.” Li Hua asked around and got a variety of answers, like’single dog,’ and later even some Hell jokes like ‘half a dog.’

Zhang Ningzhi shook her head, indicating that her family didn’t have one either.

During the last self-study period before school ended in the afternoon, there was a five-minute break.

Jiang Nian left his seat to find Chen Yunyun for the answers to the Forty-Five Sets of papers, and they also chatted about what to eat in the afternoon. They had been eating in the cafeteria lately and were a bit tired of it.

Chen Yunyun’s desk had a biology test research book on it. She gave him the answers and also recommended a vegetable pancake roll, but the location was on the street north of the dormitory gate.

“Seriously, it’s super delicious!”

Lin Dong added, “It really is delicious.”

“Then let’s go, there’s no reason to refuse.” Jiang Nian wasn’t a conservative person, and lately he had a slight suspicion of betraying his group, straddling two groups.

“I won’t go this afternoon. I’ll eat at that fast food place by the front gate that sells by weight.” Lin Dong shook his head and refused, “I’m going to practice English block letters this afternoon, too lazy to eat.”

He was actually afraid of being blocked by Yu Zhiyee. These past two days, she had fallen madly in love with Lin Dong. Not only did she greet him every day, but she also frantically tried to find him and then die with him.

The idea of dying for love wasn’t an ancient rumor, and it really scared him.

However, she would probably just have a fit and be done with it. He figured he shouldn’t go looking for trouble with Yu Zhiyee until Wu Jun Gu and that crazy woman made up.

“What’s there to practice with block letters? Just make it neat.” Jiang Nian was speechless.

“You got 140, of course you can talk without feeling the pain.” Lin Dong scoffed, “Why don’t you ask Chen Yunyun and the others to show you the way? They have to go back to the dorm anyway this afternoon.”

“Back to the dorm to get water?” Jiang Nian was like a curious baby.

“Yes, and to put the bucket away.”

“Won’t the water you get in advance get cold? It’s gotten colder now, and fewer people are wearing short sleeves in the afternoon.” Jiang Nian was very chatty, discussing the water fetching issue for two minutes.

It was time for the afternoon self-study. At the very end, Chen Yunyun said.

“How about you come with us this afternoon? You just wait for us to go back to the dorm to get some things, and then after we get water, we can leave.”

Jiang Nian thought for a moment and nodded.

“Okay.”

Sun Zhicheng, listening nearby, felt a little uncomfortable. After the last confession blunder, he already had a bit of a complex and dared not pull any more silly stunts.

But seeing their relationship get better and better, he was so jealous he was almost distorting. It was the kind of topic he couldn’t interject into at all, a topic exclusive to boarders.

Why could they accept Jiang Nian? After being desk mates for so long, they never actively suggested taking him to eat a wrap.

Forming a small group within a small group, huh!

Has he already been replaced?

His position has been completely taken by an outsider! Damn it, I can’t hold it in anymore.

Look at me!

Sun Zhicheng wanted to say something, but thinking of his previous foolish experiences, he suddenly felt a bit in the wrong. Some words were stuck in his throat and simply couldn’t come out.

Damn it, I don’t know how to smile anymore.

All you outsiders, go to Hell!

After school in the afternoon, Jiang Nian followed Chen Yunyun and the others towards the North District dormitory building. Mingling with the stream of boarders returning to their dorms, he felt a little strange.

It felt like exploring a new map.

The last time he came to the North District dormitory was because Lin Dong needed his help. At that time, he was so focused on the problem that he barely noticed the scenery along the way.

Chen Yunyun walked on his right, arm in arm with Wang Yuhe.

The crowd was bustling, walking inside as the sun set. Turning past the sports field, they saw an empty student service center, with several old card-operated payphones at the entrance.

“Why is it abandoned?” Jiang Nian pointed to the service center.

“It used to be a phone charging station, but it was sealed by the school after a fire,” Chen Yunyun explained. “Now the charging business has been taken over by the convenience store.”

As they walked forward, Jiang Nian saw the convenience store Chen Yunyun mentioned. It was an L-shaped chain store that sold all kinds of daily necessities and household items.

Further ahead was the girls’ dormitory. They soon arrived at the entrance of Building 2.

“We’re going up to get our thermos. You wait here, okay?” Chen Yunyun turned and instructed, then thought for a moment and added, “Five minutes.”

“Mm.” Jiang Nian didn’t care; he wasn’t short on time.

Just as he was about to pull out his phone, the task panel popped up, seemingly with a CG video attached.

PS: I’m working hard to get three updates done. My attitude is definitely earnest, striving to focus on writing and update with ten thousand characters.

Friendship book recommendation: “Mythical Journey to the West: I Am the Indestructible Buddha”