Chapter 142: My Mouth is Just Poisonous, Jiang Nian’s Heart is Truly Dirty

During evening self-study, Zhang Ningzhi looked at Jiang Nian and asked curiously.

“Why have you been smiling this whole time?”

“Ah? Have I?” Jiang Nian was embarrassed, coughed, “When?”

“You’ve been smiling since you entered the classroom, and so has the group leader.” Zhang Ningzhi looked at the two suspiciously, “I always feel like you two have a secret.”

Li Hua turned his head and said seriously.

“Isn’t it normal for boys to have a few secrets? Venmo me fifty, and I’ll tell you Jiang Nian’s secret.”

Hearing this, Zhang Ningzhi took out her phone.

“No, no, I’m just kidding.” Li Hua was already sweating profusely.

He almost forgot, this sister really has money.

Suddenly, Li Hua’s shoulder was poked. He turned to see the Class Monitor looking at him, and immediately thought she was telling him not to talk during evening self-study, and was about to apologize.

Suddenly, he heard Li Qingrong say.

“WeChat, I’ll scan you.”

Li Hua: “.”

Honestly, he never realized the Class Monitor had a bit of dry humor in her.

“I’m kidding, Class Monitor, you can ask him yourself.” Li Hua was a bit awkward. It was one thing for these two to be a bit slow, but why were they both so rich!

Jiang Nian heard this and quickly clarified.

“Don’t talk nonsense, what secrets could I have?”

“That’s not necessarily true. Maybe you had an old flame before the class promotion.” Li Hua’s mouth-off addiction kicked in, and he started to fantasize, “You had a secret relationship, and then broke up when you were assigned to different classes.”

Jiang Nian was almost sweating profusely. What nonsense was this unfilial son spouting? He didn’t have an old flame, but he did have an enemy.

“Shut up, stop spreading rumors here.”

After speaking, he turned around and looked at the Class Monitor, saying.

“Li Hua is talking nonsense.”

He didn’t know why he was explaining; such an obvious thing should be easy to distinguish. “Venmo me fifty” was just a meme, not a real thing.

But… the way Li Qingrong nodded made Jiang Nian feel like she might have actually believed it.

Damn, is the Class Monitor that easily fooled?

Jiang Nian suddenly had an immature idea.

At this moment, a thud came from the back row.

More than half of the people in the front row turned to look, only to see Yuan Zhengchuan stand up from his seat. His face was not looking good, seemingly angry about something.

“Yuan Zhengchuan, what are you doing?” Cai Xiaoqing, the disciplinary committee member, frowned at him in displeasure, “This is evening self-study, don’t disturb the classmates.”

The sixteen light tubes on the ceiling made the classroom as bright as day.

Yuan Zhengchuan stood by his seat, his chest rising and falling slightly. Facing the disciplinary committee’s reprimand, he dared not be presumptuous, after all, behind the disciplinary committee stood Old Liu.

Class Three was special; the Class Monitor didn’t handle trivial matters.

Class affairs were basically handled by the Disciplinary Committee and the Vice Class Monitor, including situations like Class Monitor meetings, which Cai Xiaoqing and the Vice Class Monitor attended in rotation.

Therefore, Disciplinary Committee member Cai Xiaoqing could report directly to the top.

Old Liu usually didn’t meddle much, but that didn’t mean he was blind. If he didn’t obey, he would definitely be talked to, and then fiercely criticized for early romance.

If he dared to talk back, he would be thoroughly scolded, plus a warning to change classes.

If he really had to change classes, a parent meeting package would immediately follow.

Yuan Zhengchuan used to be fearless, believing his relationship with his girlfriend, Ji Jiayu, was as solid as a rock. But now, they had quarreled and had some misunderstandings.

Taking a deep breath, he calmed down.

“I’m going to the restroom.”

Cai Xiaoqing exercised the power of supervision on behalf of the Class Monitor, also serving as the Disciplinary Committee member. She managed all class affairs of Class Three and had the right to act first and report later on class matters.

The pressure in the third year of high school was high; it was better to guide than to block. Even if there was some unhappiness, it was not good to escalate conflicts. If the class quarreled every day, how could they study?

“Go.”

Yuan Zhengchuan walked out of the classroom, his face immediately darkening. There was only the sound of his footsteps in the corridor, and the night wind blew through the connecting corridor, feeling inexplicably free.

The young man’s heart gradually calmed down.

He shook his head and began to sort out his messy thoughts. He had communicated with his girlfriend that afternoon, and Ji Jiayu had promised not to pay attention to those boys.

But then, during evening reading, two boys asked her questions, and she still answered them.

Yuan Zhengchuan was dissatisfied with this, and her response was:

“You’re too sensitive, aren’t you? They just asked me which unit to read.

Am I supposed to be a mute from now on?

No one is harassing me, they are all very polite and have no such intentions at all. Honey, can you please not be so suspicious?”

But!

Who would cross groups to ask her, couldn’t they ask the people next to them?

Damn it!

Yuan Zhengchuan’s calm heart rippled again, but he couldn’t find an outlet for his frustration. Those guys had no ulterior motives, and there were many of them.

Who knows which bastard started it, why harass someone else’s girlfriend!

He’d guard against it if something happened, hoping Ji Jiayu would be clear-headed.

Ring, ring, ring, evening self-study ended.

“Returning your test paper, thank you.” A boy returned a test paper to Ji Jiayu from several rows away.

Ji Jiayu smiled, “No problem.”

She got up to take the test paper, stretching her hand out straight, but it was still just out of reach.

Jiang Nian happened to pass by, took the test paper, and handed it to her.

“Thank you.”

Jiang Nian glanced at her, “No problem.”

As soon as he returned to the classroom, Yuan Zhengchuan’s vision darkened.

How could Ji Jiayu be involved with two other boys again in the time it took him to go to the restroom? Couldn’t she talk less to boys? Did she really have to borrow test papers?

Couldn’t she just get up and get the test paper herself!

Jiang Nian was indeed just passing by, sidestepping past Yuan Zhengchuan. He didn’t even look at him, just walked out of the classroom to the corridor to get some air and chat with Li Hua.

After the second evening self-study session, Ji Jiayu planned to get some water. She took her water cup, and after swiping it at the water dispenser for a long time, she found that her card had no money, and she couldn’t help but sigh.

Just as she was about to leave, Sun Zhicheng, who was passing by, handed her the water card from his keys.

“Use mine.”

Ji Jiayu blinked, and her heart warmed.

“Thank you, my water card ran out of money, I forgot to recharge it.”

“It’s fine, I have a lot of money on my water card.” Sun Zhicheng scratched his head, “The person who recharges water cards doesn’t start work until 2 PM, you can use mine tomorrow too.”

As he said this, he also turned to glance in Chen Yunyun’s direction. Seeing that her seat was empty, he breathed a sigh of relief; he didn’t want Chen Yunyun to misunderstand.

Although he didn’t understand why Lin Dong asked him to do this, it was just a small favor.

“Mhm, got it.” Ji Jiayu smiled, her eyes curving.

She only now realized that all the boys in her class were so warm-hearted. Sure enough, boys in science classes were more considerate.

She also had many friends in the liberal arts class. Occasionally, when they chatted about the boys in the liberal arts class during holidays, they said that not all liberal arts boys were fair-skinned and gentle.

There were heartthrobs, but most of those guys were completely unrelated to the word ‘heartthrob’, each with their own quirks. They all loved to show off, talk politics, and play mind games.

On the contrary, they envied Ji Jiayu, thinking it must be very interesting in a science class, and that was indeed the case.

However, she already had a boyfriend, so she always restrained herself when chatting about these topics with them.

She had just finished filling her water bottle and returned the water card to Sun Zhicheng.

“Thank you.”

“You’re welcome.”

Sun Zhicheng was equally pleased, a good deed for the day. The key was that he hadn’t noticed before, Ji Jiayu still had her charm.

As soon as Ji Jiayu returned to her seat, her boyfriend Yuan Zhengchuan walked to her desk with a cold face. He took a deep breath and threw a water card onto her desk.

“I have a water card, there’s no need to use someone else’s.”

Hearing this, Ji Jiayu was extremely embarrassed.

She really wanted to say, Baby, are you sick! If you’re sick, go get treated quickly, don’t embarrass me here!

But she held back.

Don’t get angry, don’t get angry, relationships only break up with more arguments.

She looked up at Yuan Zhengchuan, pressing her lips into a smile.

“Okay, baby.”

Outside the corridor, Jiang Nian leaned against the wall, watching people come and go. Beside him were Li Hua and Ma Guojun, the three of them chatting idly about the weekend’s joint exam while enjoying the breeze.

Next to them were Lin Dong and the sports committee member Liu Yang, two virgins, loudly discussing dating techniques.

“I’d say, when you’re dating, boundaries are pushed little by little.”

Liu Yang leaned against the railing, waving his hand.

“Exactly, bro. If they allow holding hands, then go for a touch. If they allow touching, then kiss directly. If they allow kissing, then hehe. It’s a bit doggish, but it’s guaranteed to work.”

Ma Guojun listened and chuckled, adjusting his glasses.

“How many have you two dated? I’ve never seen you two in a relationship. You talk so skillfully, could it be that you met a few girls online, licked them for a few days, and then got deleted?”

Hearing this, Lin Dong and Liu Yang fell silent. They exchanged glances and immediately pounced on Ma Guojun. The three instantly started wrestling, hitting and cursing.

“This guy must not be allowed to live!”

“You bastard, were you monitoring me?! You pervert!”

“Damn it! Ma Guojun, I’ll eventually get a van full of people to kill you!”

“Your mouth is really poisonous, you fatass, one sentence stabbed me in the spine!”

“You dog, wait until I find people to line up and curse you!” Lin Dong was completely triggered, and Liu Yang followed suit; he had indeed licked someone and then been deleted.

The day before he was deleted, he was still asking that girl, “Will we keep chatting?” The other party even replied, “Of course we will, dear.”

Later, he realized that online dating was too deep, and hearts were separated by breasts.

Everyone has breasts, but men’s are not as thick as women’s. So women’s hearts are hard to fathom, and never again should he easily believe bad women’s words and become their dog!

Jiang Nian and Li Hua burst into laughter, and some other boys from their class came over to ask what was happening. The two retold the story, and then several more joined in the laughter.

“Hahaha, two idiots.”

“Haha. Damn, I’m feeling a bit physically uncomfortable too.” Luo Yong couldn’t laugh anymore, “Ma Guojun’s mouth must have drunk pesticide, it’s so poisonous, damn it!”

“Aruba him!” Li Hua shouted, raising his arms.

“Good, good, good! Come on! I’ll lend a hand!” Jiang Nian loved to stir up trouble the most. He would go tell Ma Guojun later, and there would be fun to watch after the next evening self-study class.

“I’m coming too, damn it, he poked my lung!”

“Hey! Don’t mess around!” The big fatty panicked, tried to run but was held down, “I was wrong, bro, I was wrong, don’t Aruba me, do Li Hua instead!”

Screams echoed in the hallway; Li Hua was the one pushing the hardest.

Zhang Ningzhi listened to the commotion outside the classroom and couldn’t help but shake her head. She didn’t even need to guess who was playing such childish games; Jiang Nian definitely had a part in it.

Boys were truly childish, always shouting and yelling every now and then.

Ring, ring, ring.

A group of people ran back, but only Jiang Nian, Li Hua, and Ma Guojun hadn’t returned. The disciplinary committee member asked, and someone said the three of them went to the restroom.

Cai Xiaoqing was speechless, “They don’t go to the restroom during the break, but as soon as the bell rings, they go.”

That being said, she didn’t record their names.

Basically, whenever there was some mandatory task in the class, it was Li Hua and his group who did it. As the ‘Right Chancellor’ of Class Three, she couldn’t use people when needed and then discard them when not.

In the dim restroom, there was a trench and several white walls one meter high. The lighting was almost nonexistent, and the gurgling sound of the water tank echoed in the restroom.

The three stood side by side, peeing, with light and shadow flowing on the white tiles.

Li Hua suddenly asked, “Nian, what does it feel like to be in love?”

“I’ve never dated, how would I know?” Jiang Nian said indifferently, “If you have time, go ask Yuan Zhengchuan, he knows a lot.”

Hearing this, Li Hua and Ma Guojun chuckled.

They were messing with Yuan Zhengchuan, and it wasn’t bad at all. Being a ‘yellow hair’ felt really good, especially this kind of group ‘yellow hair’ where no one could pick out any fault.

Don’t ask, just say it’s the warm-guy addiction acting up.

If the shower water is suddenly hot and cold, it must be someone sharing a water dispenser with you.

“I have to say, this person’s heart is truly dirty.” Ma Guojun turned to look at Jiang Nian, not naming him, “My mouth is poisonous, but he’s purely a bad guy.”

Li Hua grinned in the dark, glancing at Ma Guojun.

“Just tell me if it’s fun?”

Ma Guojun shook his penis, “Duh!”