Chapter 191 When three people walk together, there must be a mentally challenged one.

The third self-study session ended.

Yao Beibei glanced sideways at Jiang Nian, wishing he was dead.

This person was rotten to the core.

She wondered how Zhizhi could stand sitting with him every day.

Just one evening sitting with him made her feel like dying; this person was simply a bad apple.

“What kind of Li Qun kid?” Jiang Nian leaned over and asked curiously, “I just saw you muttering here, Huang Beibei, you’re not cursing Li Hua, are you?”

Li Hua was furious and turned his head.

“What did I do to you guys!”

“Scram, scram, scram.” Yao Beibei said with a look of disgust, “Don’t ask, knowing too much won’t do you any good.”

Li Hua heard this and made some abstract sounds like “Mm-hmm, no, I don’t want to.” He rolled around in his seat like a loach, full of mischief.

A burst of laughter immediately erupted, and half the classroom was filled with joyful air.

“Holy crap, what’s on fire?”

“Li Hua’s on fire.”

“That voice is so hot, it makes my pants stand on end.”

“What? What happened? Never mind. I forgot the beginning, I forgot the end, anyway, he definitely likes me.”

Yao Beibei instantly got goosebumps. She realized one thing: bad company corrupts good morals.

Li Hua himself was a lump of black, useless ink, and he had been influenced by Jiang Nian. Now he was completely black, even a little disgusting.

It’s over, this bunch is ruined.

Among three people walking together, there must be an idiot.

It means that when three boys walk together, an extremely ‘Tang’ (idiotic) artificial idiot will inevitably emerge. They are rarely sober and excel at ‘abba abba’ (babbling).

Without a doubt, Li Hua was the chosen King of Idiots among Jiang Nian, Ma Guojun, and himself.

“Holy crap, what are they doing?”

Li Hua was scared senseless by the South Tong atmosphere in the class, but he didn’t dare to actually faint.

In this class, you couldn’t sleep too deeply during breaks. You had to take turns keeping watch with your eyes, lest your innocence be compromised.

Jiang Nian was amused, he loved watching Li Hua pull these stunts and then get disciplined by the class.

“It’s okay, just gross them out some more.”

Hearing this, Li Hua was half-convinced.

“Really?”

“Then I…” Li Hua made a feint, then directly used a husky pointing emoji, “Little Nianzi, are you trying to harm me?”

“I’ll burn your privates off, believe it or not.”

“No!!! That’s impossible!!!”

Below the high school teaching building, a young couple walked shoulder to shoulder back to their dorm.

Yang Qiming looked at the scene before him, feeling as if he had fallen into an ice cellar. He felt completely drained, stumbled back several steps, and the gift and shrimp dumpling bag he was carrying loosened.

Huang Cailang, seeing this, couldn’t help but gasp, his tiger-like eyes about to split open.

“No!!!”

The joys and sorrows of people are not the same, yet they coexist.

Yang Qiming was about to cry, and Huang Cailang was also about to cry.

The two stood in the crowd, their many bags making them look somewhat out of place. From time to time, glances from the flow of people turned back, strangely scrutinizing the two boys.

“Hey, those two are so strange.”

“Are they from second year or first year?”

“They don’t look like it, they should be those old folks from third year.”

“Strange, shouldn’t they be in evening self-study? Someone go talk to them, ask their class, I’ll report it to the third-year group later.”

Class Three, the classroom was brightly lit.

Li Hua suddenly felt something and stopped writing.

“Nian, I won’t do homework anymore.”

Jiang Nian glanced at him and scoffed.

“Are you planning to leave tonight?”

Li Hua shook his head, with an expression that said ‘you’re too small, your perspective is too narrow’.

“No, I’ve had an Epiphany. Homework is endless, and life is a wilderness, not a track. Whether I do one problem or a whole test paper, I have my own judgment.”

Jiang Nian mercilessly shattered his illusion.

“Wake up, baby, you don’t have a mine. Where do you plan to go wild? You’ll settle down once your mom cuts off your allowance.”

Hearing this, Yao Beibei laughed out loud.

“Two little boys debating the sun.”

“red stone red stone red stone!” Li Hua was getting a bit heated, and retorted, “I don’t have one, do you?”

Jiang Nian smiled without speaking, “You’re getting agitated.”

“red stone!”

Yu Zhiyi listened to the Discipline Committee Member’s reprimand of Li Hua, and withdrew her gaze from Jiang Nian’s row.

Those two are really odd.

She moved, subconsciously frowning, and slowly reached her hand back. She touched her shoulder, pretending to massage it, her fingers secretly adjusting her bra strap through her clothes.

She seemed to have gained a little weight recently; it was pinching a bit painfully.

She didn’t even need to lift her clothes to know there must be a red mark on her shoulder. A sudden sense of powerlessness washed over her; she wished evening self-study would end soon.

Zhou Yuting was engrossed in her homework, not knowing how much time had passed.

Suddenly, she had an ominous premonition.

She looked up, sharing her precious study time. She mercifully scanned her surroundings and suddenly realized that both her left and right Protectors were gone.

She seemed to have heard some human whispers, similar to ‘going to the bathroom’.

So. Did the two of them fall into the toilet?

Thinking of this, Zhou Yuting immediately became nervous.

Those two oddballs wouldn’t crawl out of the sewer, would they? She hoped something bad happened to them.

Sun Zhicheng had been paying attention to Yang Qiming, as they were enemies who had fought before. Seeing that they hadn’t returned for a long time, he grew suspicious and turned to ask Lin Dong.

“Brother Dong, do you know what Yang Qiming and the others went to do?”

“Brother Qi Ming?” Lin Dong was a bit confused, looking at Yang Qiming’s seat, “Hey, it’s true, why are those two gone? Where did they go?”

Lin Dong had been looking at his phone all evening, his mind not on his studies while doing problems. He was constantly checking his several small accounts for ‘wool-gathering,’ his thoughts completely unrelated to studying.

Studying could wait a few days, money could not.

Hearing this, Sun Zhicheng knew that Lin Dong was useless.

“It’s okay, Brother Dong, you do your thing.”

“Alright, call me when the teacher comes.” Lin Dong continued to stare intently, occasionally scribbling on paper, “Good people live a good life, thank you Sun Zhicheng.”

Sun Zhicheng: “.”

He looked at Chen Yunyun, who was absorbed in her studies, and couldn’t help but fall into deep thought.

The last fight with Yang Qiming might have already left a bad impression. If he directly reported Yang Qiming, he would easily be seen as taking personal revenge.

He was right in principle, but he couldn’t justify it emotionally.

After a moment of thought, he had a flash of inspiration and came up with a good idea.

“Discipline Committee Member, I want to go to the bathroom.”

Cai Xiaoqing was writing problems, and looked up with some annoyance.

“School’s almost out.”

She looked up and saw Yang Qiming and Huang Cailang’s empty seats, and was immediately stunned.

“Those two still haven’t come back?”

Ring ring ring!

Evening self-study ended, and the class immediately surged out.

Jiang Nian was no exception, grabbing his bag and rushing out. He and Xu Qianqian had an unspoken understanding: go home early, and if there’s nothing else, don’t linger at school for a second.

Going downstairs, the two met, their eyes meeting for a moment in the crowd.

No words were needed; they automatically walked down the stairs with the crowd. Finally, they met at the flower bed by the bulletin board outside the teaching building and walked home together.

“Jiang Nian, were the shrimp dumplings good today?” Xu Qianqian walked ahead, looking back at him, her gaze unusually teasing.

“How should I put it, actually I swallowed them whole, didn’t taste anything.” Jiang Nian spoke cautiously, “No investigation, no right to speak, so…”

Xu Qianqian’s mouth twitched slightly, and she stared at him.

“Are you Zhu Bajie?”

Jiang Nian looked indifferent, shrugging.

“Yeah, what about it?”

“You!!” Xu Qianqian was at her wit’s end, encountering such a shameless scoundrel, “I actually have something I want to ask your opinion on.”

“What?”

“It’s a small thing, I want to get my ears pierced.” Xu Qianqian said softly.

“Go for it.” Jiang Nian said indifferently, “I support you with both hands and feet. Get one hole on each side, and once you’ve recovered, I’ll give you a pair of silver earrings.”

Given their relationship, a bit of silver was no big deal.

Gold was still a ways off.

As for the risk of infection from ear piercing, just spend some money and get it done in a clean place.

Xu Qianqian had money, she had no idea how much was in her piggy bank. She also had a bunch of cheap JK skirts in her wardrobe, so she wouldn’t scrimp on that money.

“Thank you.” She suddenly blushed and stammered, “I have a slightly presumptuous request, and I hope you can grant it.”

“What request?”

“It’s just… I heard getting ears pierced hurts a lot, and I’m a little bit scared.” Xu Qianqian said, “Could you get one first and then tell me how much it really hurts?”

Jiang Nian: “????”

“Holy crap, that’s too presumptuous.” He was exasperated, grabbing Xu Qianqian’s backpack, “You’re really trying to harm me in different ways.”

Xu Qianqian shrunk her neck, “Then forget it, I won’t get them pierced either.”

Jiang Nian let go of Xu Qianqian, and the two continued walking towards home.

The streetlights were dim, their light flickering.

“Wuwuwu, will I never be able to wear earrings again?” Xu Qianqian walked forward with a mournful face, wailing dryly, “Just try it.”

“I can try being your dad, and then try it.” Jiang Nian said crossly, “I’ll just use a sewing needle to pierce your ears, we have iodine at home anyway.”

Xu Qianqian looked horrified, “You want to stab me!”

North District, boys’ dormitory.

“Brother, don’t be sad.” Huang Cailang stuffed a shrimp dumpling into his mouth and mumbled persuasively, “She’s not worth a good man like you, Brother.”

Yang Qiming stood dejectedly by the dormitory balcony window, his face full of numbness.

“I’m not sad, I just understood some things.”

It turned out that the argument wasn’t long-suppressed, but long-planned. That day at the milk tea shop, even if they hadn’t met Jiang Nian, they would have still argued over something else.

His roommates, seeing this, asked curiously.

“What’s wrong with him?”

Huang Cailang hesitated, unsure whether to tell them.

But then Yang Qiming turned around, his face full of relaxed smiles, and grinned at his roommates.

“Nothing, today’s my birthday.”

The roommates looked at each other, then suddenly understood.

“Oh, oh, no wonder Brother Yang you bought a cake. Holy crap, this big cake must be over a hundred yuan, right?”

“More than that, bumpkin, this is a double-layer one.”

“Brother Yang, happy birthday!”

Huang Cailang heard his roommates congratulating Yang Qiming and couldn’t help but be stunned.

“Brother Yang.”

“It’s nothing, just help me call Brother Dong.” Yang Qiming scratched his head, his smile still bright, “After all, today’s my birthday, the more people, the livelier it is.”