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    Jiang Nian saw Li Qingrong’s cold expression but didn’t find it strange.

    He was purely bored this afternoon and came over to look at the beautiful girl. He hadn’t come for the first two exams because Mathematics and Comprehensive Science were his weak points, and he couldn’t spare any concentration.

    At that time, he was terribly nervous and had no worldly desires whatsoever.

    Now that he was free, he specifically came over to wander around.

    “Class Monitor, did you study?” Jiang Nian still started with a traditional topic.

    It was a generic opening, no different from asking if you’ve eaten.

    Last time, when Li Qingrong nodded, a certain person immediately followed up and started a conversation. After only a couple of sentences, he started giving compliments.

    Although it was a bit cheesy, it depended on the person. He didn’t have any malicious intent; he was just giving a compliment, so it wasn’t annoying. He complimented her and then left.

    Li Qingrong received emotional validation, and he satisfied his eyes; this was a win-win situation.

    Unexpectedly, Li Qingrong glanced at him and shook her head.

    “No.”

    “Oh, you didn’t study.” Jiang Nian paused for a moment, then casually said, “Class Monitor, with your grades and foundation, you could score 150 without studying.”

    Most people would have changed the subject by now.

    Jiang Nian was from Class Three, and being shamelessly persistent was part of the class culture.

    “Class Monitor, why don’t I help you study?”

    People in the examination room looked over. Damn, they had never seen anyone so shameless. But then again, they knew each other, and saying “Class Monitor” every other word was too ridiculous.

    They wanted to tell the Homeroom Teacher that they kind of wanted to switch classes.

    Was she the Class Monitor of Class Three? They remembered it being a different girl. When did Class Three switch Class Monitors, or did they have two? How strange.

    “Class Monitor, how do you spell ‘quality’? What about ‘position’?” Jiang Nian was truly idle.

    Although Li Qingrong’s expression remained cold, she didn’t ignore him. She spelled words intermittently, treating it as a way to familiarize herself with vocabulary for the composition.

    Jiang Nian’s pleasure wasn’t in the interaction; as long as the Class Monitor reacted, it was enough.

    Even if she cursed him twice.

    It was super satisfying.

    That kind of satisfaction, deep in his bones, was like having his trolling acknowledged. He felt like twisting and crawling right there, then happily bouncing back to the exam room and taking the test sitting on the Invigilator’s head.

    After chatting for five or six minutes, Jiang Nian was greatly satisfied.

    He glanced at the clock above the podium, guessing that the Invigilator would arrive soon. So he planned to get up, as time was needed to adjust before the exam.

    Suddenly, Li Qingrong poked Jiang Nian.

    “Hmm?” Jiang Nian’s motion to stand still paused, and he turned his head to ask, “Class Monitor, what is it?”

    Was he about to get scolded? He was so excited—no, so nervous.

    The sunlight at two-thirty on an autumn afternoon was dazzling, and large patches of gold spilled in from the windowsill.

    Li Qingrong’s temples were bathed in the afternoon sun; she gave him a cold look, tucked the hair falling near her ear behind it, and asked seriously.

    “Do I have a scent?”

    Hearing this, Jiang Nian froze and quietly swallowed.

    The pervert was ecstatic.

    Twilight filled the examination room of thirty people, and the Invigilator stood up from his chair.

    “Alright, students, please pay attention.”

    “Ah, right, there are five minutes left until the end of the exam. Students who haven’t filled in their answer sheets, please hurry up. Everyone must stop answering when the exam ends.”

    Jiang Nian had finished writing and checked his name and student ID.

    He rested his hands on the desk and began recalling how fragrant the Class Monitor in the next room had smelled before the exam. His life was over; he was falling in love.

    Oh, he was from Location.

    Never mind, then.

    A bride price of 380,000 yuan—that punched his romantic delusions right out of his head.

    Returning to reality, Jiang Nian started caring about another matter. Something only slightly less important than getting close to the Class Monitor before the test.

    Was there a holiday after the exam?

    Ring ring ring, Jiang Nian grabbed his examination stationery pouch and headed out the door.

    Since this was the last exam, and he wanted to know if they had the night off, he acted like a decent person for once and stood right outside the next exam room waiting for Li Qingrong.

    Once she arrived, the two walked downstairs side by side.

    “Class Monitor, do we have Evening Self-Study tonight?”

    Li Qingrong thought for a moment and shook her head.

    “I don’t know.”

    Jiang Nian was not discouraged, thinking that it was normal for Li Qingrong not to participate in class affairs and therefore not know.

    Hmm. It sounded a bit strange, but it was reasonable when applied to Class Three. After all, their Homeroom Teacher was also a little abstract, and his ability to improve was unprecedented.

    It could only be said that there were pros and cons.

    The advantage was that it gave the students great freedom to grow independently. The disadvantage was that without guidance, they might veer off in a strange direction.

    Usually, this situation wouldn’t occur.

    “Class Monitor, was your skin this fair when you were little?”

    “No,” Li Qingrong shook her head. “When I was little…”

    “Oh, so Class Monitor, you didn’t study in Location when you were little? Where were you then?” Jiang Nian asked casually. “By the sea? I’m jealous.”

    “Location only has mountains, and lively dogs in the mountains.”

    Yu Tongjie was mixed in the crowd, swept downstairs by the people around him. Spying on the two people half a flight of stairs ahead of him, his heart soured.

    Jiang Nian really was shameless, talking non-stop the whole way. Even the police wouldn’t ask questions as detailed as he was—was he conducting a census?

    The unhappy Yu Tongjie spied on them all the way back to the bottom of the Senior Three Building, only to hear Jiang Nian still talking to Li Qingrong about stories from the first grade of primary school.

    His Dao Heart was shattering. How the hell could he talk so much?

    Could he just shut up?

    Jiang Nian seemed to hear his inner thoughts, turned back, and saw Yu Tongjie.

    “Yo? Isn’t this Jie… Student Jie?”

    Hearing this, Li Qingrong also stopped walking.

    Yu Tongjie cursed inwardly, thinking, *Student Jie, what a load of crap. That guy definitely didn’t call me anything nice just now.*

    “Mhm.”

    He didn’t know what to say for a moment, and the two of them had no intention of talking to him at all. They just made eye contact and left in a flash.

    Returning to the classroom, Jiang Nian and Li Qingrong were surrounded separately.

    “Jiang Nian, lend me your exam paper.”

    “Class Monitor, *ying ying ying*, lend me your exam paper.” Nie Qiqi’s voice was too easy to recognize—sweet and delicate—and it was inevitably followed by

    “Stop acting up in the classroom, or I’ll twist your head off!” Cai Xiaoqing’s voice rang out.

    The exam was over, and the desks, chairs, and books all needed to be reset.

    Zhang Ningzhi was clearly in a good mood, smiling as she entered the classroom. The moment she stepped in, her eyes subconsciously searched for Jiang Nian, only to find him discussing the exam paper with Chen Yunyun.

    She immediately puffed up with annoyance, turned, and walked toward her seat to put down her stationery.

    Yao Beibei caught Li Hua and asked him to help move the books back.

    “Thank you, you’re a good person.”

    “red stone! red stone! red stone!” Li Hua backed away, immediately turning red-hot. “You’re the good person! Besides, are you even in our group? Why are you ordering me around!”

    “What’s wrong? The capable should do more work.”

    Jiang Nian had returned and asked what was going on.

    Unexpectedly, Yao Beibei immediately switched targets, looking at Jiang Nian with starry eyes and asking.

    “Hey, Jiang Nian, are you strong?”

    “Not bad. I can punch six Li Huas to death.” Jiang Nian briefly used Wang Yuhe’s unit of strength and had no intention of paying royalties.

    Li Hua: “Are you two insane? Can you go die somewhere far away.”

    “Then will you help me move my books?” Yao Beibei asked.

    “I can’t. You’re too ‘yellow’ 【lewd】.” Jiang Nian refused seriously. “The Fortune Teller said that I am incompatible with anyone whose surname is Huang, so I apologize.”

    “My surname isn’t Huang!” Yao Beibei was furious.

    She had been studying constantly recently, plus her seat had been moved near the water dispenser. She was miles away from Jiang Nian’s group, so her frequency of seeking out Zhang Ningzhi had decreased.

    But when Sister Beibei attacked, it was always lewd and crude.

    Last time, when Jiang Nian returned from the restroom, he happened to hear Yao Beibei telling a dirty joke to a girl. Something about the hardest sequence being the equivalent ratio, or “ratio with me,” and so on.

    The girl didn’t understand immediately, but Jiang Nian did, so he pretended not to hear and left. Soon after, he heard the girl scream and saw her Face was bright red from afar.

    This woman looked decent, but she spoke too crudely. The King in Yellow.

    “Then what about Huang Fang in your group?” Yao Beibei wouldn’t give up.

    “She’s also Li Hua. He has fate with you people named Huang.” Jiang Nian finished speaking and left, turning to the corridor to move books, where he saw Zhang Ningzhi in the distance.

    She was struggling to drag a book basket, looking small, pitiful, and helpless.

    Jiang Nian stood nearby, watching with a grin, not immediately lending a hand.

    “I didn’t realize you were quite strong.”

    “I am,” Zhang Ningzhi was backed into a corner and didn’t want to lose Face, so she straightened up and said, “Actually, I’m stronger than the group leader; the group leader is useless.”

    Good, good, good. Attacking Li Hua again.

    He liked her even more.

    “Even though you’re amazing, let me move it for you. You go grab the books on the desk.” Jiang Nian reached out, picked up her book basket, and walked steadily toward the classroom.

    The classroom was chaotic, with everyone moving books in and out.

    While Jiang Nian was moving the second load of books, he saw Li Qingrong easily pick up a book basket. In stark contrast, Li Hua nearby was letting out the weak roar of a chicken.

    Before the seats were completely reset, Old Liu arrived.

    He called for silence and only said two things.

    “You don’t have to attend the Evening Self-Study today. Morning Self-Study Session tomorrow will proceed as usual. Boarding Students! Pay attention! Boarding Students are not allowed to stay out overnight. The Grade Group will conduct a Dorm Check tonight.”

    “Cai Xiaoqing, come with me for a moment to collect the Boarding Students’ phones.”

    The class was silent for a moment, followed immediately by shouts from the heart.

    “Oh!! Woo!! Holiday!!”

    “Holy crap, I’m going home to sleep! I’m exhausted from the exams!”

    “I’m going to play games all night! What time is it now? Damn it, my power bank isn’t charged! Brother Dong, do you have a power bank?”

    “No way. Go play at an internet cafe.”

    The cheers in the classroom were overwhelming, and genuine smiles appeared on everyone’s Faces. Nothing else mattered; they were too tired from the high concentration over the past two days.

    Tomorrow was Monday, the start of the nightmare cycle.

    Having the Evening Self-Study canceled after the weekend Joint Exam was as thoughtful as handing you a pillow when you’re sleepy, or a pack of Green Tea brand tissues when you’re masturbating.

    It was a refreshing breeze blowing through Senior Three, offering a chance to breathe.

    “Old Liu! Old Liu!!”

    Someone shouted Old Liu’s name in the classroom, and Old Liu on the podium also smiled. In this moment of relief, both teachers and students felt inexplicably healed.

    Until Jiang Nian, speaking in a strained voice, suddenly shouted.

    “Aruba!”

    The atmosphere suddenly changed, and he didn’t know who followed suit and shouted.

    Jiang Nian saw Ma Guojun charging forward like a boar, and Li Hua became a blur, fast as a wild dog.

    When ranking the rebellious students in Class Three, they definitely ranked in the top three.

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