Chapter 414 You should break up with Zhou Yuting first…

Shopping?

Jiang Nian hated shopping the most. He would rather squat by the roadside and play with trash than accompany women shopping. He almost instinctively said,

“I’m not going.”

Li Qingrong was immediately displeased and stared at him for a while.

“Why?”

“No shopping, it’s too tiring.” Jiang Nian shook his head like a rattle drum, “The shopping fund won’t do, let’s change it.”

Hearing this, Li Qingrong lightly bit her lower lip.

“Movie fund.”

Hearing this, Jiang Nian was a little tempted. After all, it was watching a movie with the Holy Emperor, but he could buy movie tickets himself.

Shopping, watching movies, why not set up a late-night snack fund?

And then…

The class president is too insidious, even using a honey trap. This is tempting me to indulge.

What about studying then?

If I can’t score 650, how will I lick my lips?

“A movie fund is fine, but I rarely go out to watch movies.” Jiang Nian said seriously, “I usually like to study at home during holidays.”

On Li Qingrong’s cold face, she pouted slightly with some dissatisfaction.

“Oh.”

Jiang Nian: “?”

Going out to watch a movie, at most I can touch a leg. Doing practice tests, I can lick my lips. Am I stupid? I have my own judgment. Jiang Nian also didn’t forget the benefits Old Liu promised, but it looked really late.

So he gave up, planning to get it tomorrow.

The two walked together to the bottom of the third-year building and happened to meet the teachers leaving work, while Xi Bao leaned against the door of the English office.

The old woman carried a bag in her hand and looked at them with a smile.

“Oh, where did you two go?”

“We went out to watch a movie, what’s wrong?” Jiang Nian raised an eyebrow, “Teacher, are you perhaps thinking of twenty years ago…”

“Are you looking to die, Jiang Nian.” Xi Bao’s face immediately darkened, and she smiled, “Twenty years ago, I was still playing with mud.”

“Playing with mud at fifteen?” Jiang Nian was puzzled, “Then Teacher, you’re quite childish, a late bloomer.”

“Eight! You want to say I’m old, right!” Xi Bao’s smile became even more chilling.

“Ouch, ouch, stop twisting…” Li Qingrong watched them bicker, a smile appearing on her face. She stood quietly by the stairs, her gaze slightly unfocused.

“Oh, right, here are two boxes of soft candy for you.” Xi Bao threw Jiang Nian aside and trotted back to the Class 3 classroom in the office.

During the fourth self-study session in the evening, the classroom was a mess.

Under the bright lights, Cai Xiaoqing saw that no teachers were checking. She didn’t bother to manage discipline at all, burying herself in her desk to write a test paper. Suddenly, two people entered through the door.

Cai Xiaoqing glanced at them, then withdrew her gaze. But she heard two thuds, and two soft candies landed on her desk.

She looked up and only saw Jiang Nian’s back as he ambled away.

“Where did you buy the candy?”

Zhang Ningzhi had a large handful of candy stuffed into her hands, spilling over both hands, almost overflowing.

“Didn’t buy it, got it from the office.” Jiang Nian returned to his seat, “We met Xi Bao downstairs, and she gave it to us.”

Li Hua also got candy and held it in his hand, narrowing his eyes.

“Damn, why is this candy red?”

Hearing this, Jiang Nian’s eyelids twitched.

“Let me see.”

He leaned over to take a look and was instantly stunned.

The box of candy the old woman gave him was fine. The other box was for the class president, and Li Qingrong had turned around and given it to him. He unwrapped the candy, and it was red.

Wedding candy, right?

Jiang Nian was speechless, thinking, no wonder Xi Bao was smiling and looking back every three steps when she left.

What’s wrong with shipping students’ CP?

“Oh, she probably bought the wrong one.” Jiang Nian changed the subject, “No wonder the school is like this, it’s because there are too many careless teachers like Xi Bao.”

“Hasn’t the school always been like this?” Li Hua was a little uncomfortable and spoke up in defense, “You’re not allowed to talk about Xi Bao like that.”

Jiang Nian: “Hmm? You’re not right.”

“Never mind all that, this candy is really strange.” Li Hua coughed and carefully examined the soft candy in his hand.

Huang Fang turned her head and couldn’t help but say,

“Team leader, it’s obviously you who’s stranger, isn’t it?”

Li Hua was about to argue, but he looked up and saw everyone around him staring. His forehead immediately broke out in a sweat, and he said guiltily,

“No, I just think Xi Bao is pretty good.”

“Oh ho!!!”

“Damn, there’s a pervert here!”

“Hua, why do I say you’re more secretly perverted?” Jiang Nian seized the opportunity to fan the flames, “I think you have a crush on—”

“red stone! red stone!” Li Hua immediately turned red, springing up from his seat, “I’m leaving, I don’t want to talk to you guys.”

“Did I hit the nail on the head?”

“Probably, otherwise why such a big reaction.” Jiang Nian whispered to Zhang Ningzhi, “Hua is a bit of a pervert.”

Zhang Ningzhi giggled and happily started chatting with him in a low voice again.

After school.

As Jiang Nian left the classroom with his bag, his phone vibrated in his pocket.

“Hmm?”

He thought it was a message from Zhang Ningzhi, as Zhizhi had declared yesterday that she wanted a seamless online and offline connection with him.

A perfectly tight… connection.

She meant chatting.

However, Jiang Nian pulled out his phone and was stunned. The sender was not the young girl Zhizhi, but another bold contact name.

【Young Hush-Life】.

Because Lin Yuxi’s QQ nickname for herself was Shao Si Ming (Young Life Controller), the type of person who would fantasize about being a cold female lead.

Jiang Nian simply indulged her wish and changed it to Young Hush-Life.

Young Hush-Life: “Senior, my bed is so cold.”

Bed?

Jiang Nian froze for a few seconds, then remembered that Lin Yuxi was in her first year of high school, still wondering how she could be such a truant lazy dog.

He walked with his bag through the crowded corridor, typing a reply.

“That’s easy, pee in the bed and it’ll be warm.”

Young Hush-Life: “Senior, that’s disgusting.”

One sentence, warm her whole bed.

Jiang Nian took advantage of the time while going down the stairs to reply casually. “Don’t mind if it’s disgusting or not, just try it, no harm done.”

“Eww (vomit).”

“Vomiting in the bed is also fine, but you have to cover it tightly.” Jiang Nian replied, “Otherwise it will get cold quickly and won’t be warm.”

“Senior, stop talking.” Lin Yuxi replied, “(Cold sweat) You’re really making me want to throw up, I just dry-heaved.”

“Pregnancy is like this, you’ll give birth after a few months of adapting.” Jiang Nian sent the message, then threw his phone into his pocket, looking for Xu Qianqian.

“Where did you get the soft candy?”

“A female classmate gave it to me, first kiss candy.” Jiang Nian unwrapped one and popped it into his mouth, “You try it, it tastes pretty good.”

“Little virgin has a rich imagination.” Xu Qianqian tasted one, then turned and asked, “What does a first kiss taste like?”

“Let’s try it later, we’re idle anyway.” Jiang Nian put his hands in his pockets, feeling some warmth in the winter night.

“Huh?” Xu Qianqian exhaled white mist.

“The one from last time, the unfinished business.” Jiang Nian turned to look at her, “You were so beautiful then, I regret not kissing you more.”

“Ah?” Xu Qianqian was stunned by the honeyed words he poured over her, “…You already kissed… my neck.”

She felt a slight doubt in her heart. Why was Jiang Nian now so direct, saying such blunt things without any preamble?

Where did he learn that?

At the same time, she was quite… receptive to the phrase “You were so beautiful then,” after all, that time was quite dim and chaotic.

But that didn’t mean she would be coaxed and fall for it.

“Then let’s make up for it?”

“Don’t even think about it, you pervert.” Xu Qianqian took two steps forward, walking backward to face him, “Let’s talk about it next time.”

“Next week?”

“No.”

“Then the week after next.”

“That’s impossible too, don’t ask.” Xu Qianqian ran a little further, then turned back to him, “Unless you first break up with Zhou Yuting…”

“You have that kind of fetish?” Jiang Nian was surprised.

“Get lost!” Xu Qianqian was almost fuming, she raised her head and huffed twice, “You break up cleanly with Zhou Yuting first.”

Jiang Nian lowered his head and pursed his lips, thinking about all the sad things in his life.

Hmm. Xu Qianqian saw his lifeless expression, and her eyebrow twitched. She hadn’t intended to speak, but her emotions suddenly surged.

“What, you can’t bear to?”

Actually, he was thinking about where to find a snake kiss tutorial.

“Ah?”

“Oh oh, no, it’s not that.”

Xu Qianqian heard his denial, but he didn’t elaborate. She immediately became annoyed, thinking, is Zhou Yuting that good?

“Then what is it!”

“The fact is, she and I have no more dealings.” Jiang Nian turned and asked, “Do your words just now count?”

Gulp.

Xu Qianqian’s face suddenly turned red, and she stammered.

“Who cares about you.”

After saying that, she just ran away.

Jiang Nian wasn’t in a hurry to chase, he leisurely trailed behind. After turning a street corner, he saw Xu Qianqian standing there waiting for him.

Seeing him so slow, she started to get angry again.

“Walk faster!”

Hearing this, Jiang Nian couldn’t help but chuckle.

“Oh, okay.”

The two entered the alley and walked all the way home.

At the bottom of the dark building.

The two stood some distance apart, preparing to go upstairs side by side.

Xu Qianqian’s heart was a mix of emotions, and she occasionally looked at Jiang Nian. But he didn’t mention what had just happened, as if he had forgotten.

In the darkness, she asked,

“Really broken up?”

“Otherwise, what? Am I going to be entangled with her and play with you at the same time?” Jiang Nian retorted, looking at her calmly.

Bang!

The sound-activated light was turned on by Jiang Nian’s kick, and there was less than half a meter between them.

Xu Qianqian’s eyes were complex, and she turned her head away.

“Oh.”

Night fell.

North District Girls’ Dormitory Building 2, fifth floor.

Wang Yuhe carried a bucket of hot water up to the fourth floor in one breath, her hands almost completely numb. She was about to put it down when suddenly, Yu Zhiyi appeared from nowhere.

“That’s amazing, isn’t it?”

The word “amazing” made Wang Yuhe hold on. After taking a deep breath, she managed to carry the water up to the fifth-floor dormitory.

She entered the door and collapsed directly into Chai Muying’s arms.

“It’s over, my hands are ruined.”

Chen Yunyun had gone to buy things and returned to the dormitory later. After understanding the whole story, she was also dumbfounded.

A few minutes later, the lights in the girls’ dormitory went out.

During the shower, it was still two girls showering together.

In the cramped bathroom, the dim flashlight provided a faint light. It was impossible to see clearly, only barely enough to make out shapes.

The sound of splashing water echoed in the bathroom. Halfway through the shower,

Wang Yuhe suddenly spoke, looking up and asking,

“Yunyun, do we have a secret base now?”

“Hmm?” Chen Yunyun was momentarily stunned, and for a moment she didn’t know what to say, “Not really, he didn’t say…”

“But, both keys are in our hands.” Wang Yuhe said, “He said he wouldn’t go there unless necessary.”

Hearing this, Chen Yunyun didn’t know what to say.

“Then I guess so.”

“Then next time, can we go there to shower?” Wang Yuhe whispered, “Recently everyone has been complaining that the water in the hot water room is getting colder and colder.”

Chen Yunyun hadn’t thought so, but hearing Wang Yuhe say it, she also felt it was indeed a bit cold, and she inexplicably agreed.

“Okay.”

After washing up, she lay in bed tossing and turning, unable to sleep. She found the key.

In the darkness, her gaze was deep.