Chapter 380 Find a rich and stupid one
by SunflowerEvening self-study, outside the corridor.
Jiang Nian carefully glanced at Qianbao’s phone screen and, seeing the subject two score displayed as 100, his eyes immediately widened in surprise.
“Is that real or fake?”
“Nonsense, how could this be fake?”
“You’re so good at talking.”
Qianbao immediately stopped smiling and said unhappily, “Then you can stand for self-study later!”
Jiang Nian looked indifferent, but unexpectedly, after going in, he was indeed made to stand.
However, he wasn’t standing at the back of the classroom, but was specifically told to stand by the podium and write the test paper. The podium wasn’t high, so he could only half-crouch, half-stand.
Smiles don’t disappear; they just transfer.
He immediately couldn’t smile, and it was Qianbao’s turn to be happy for a whole class. She was either posting on her Moments or checking her score.
Fourth period of evening self-study.
Qianbao went home after work, and only then did Jiang Nian return to his seat. Standing to do it was a bit tiring, but at least the test paper was finished.
This is the art of speaking.
Li Hua had already finished his homework by now and was looking at Jiang Nian returning to his seat, a playful Dragon-like expression on his face.
“Haha, good riddance, you scoundrel!”
Jiang Nian made an ‘eight’ with his fingers, gestured it under his chin, and frowned.
“What are you mumbling about?”
“red stone.”
Li Hua lost all his strength and tactics, completely suppressed by the ‘eight points’. He immediately slumped onto the desk, but couldn’t help but ask again.
“Practice ball tomorrow afternoon?”
“Practice, yeah, call Sun Zhicheng and the others.” Jiang Nian didn’t pay much attention, “The strength difference is huge, but it’s not like there’s no chance.”
“This thing is like a wild punch killing an old master. As long as our stamina keeps up, we might be able to exhaust their main players.”
Hearing this, Li Hua looked thoughtful.
“Old Ma is responsible for guarding the goal, so who will be the forward?”
Jiang Nian smiled slightly, “You.”
Hearing this, Li Hua’s face immediately turned red. He scratched his head awkwardly, his mouth almost splitting into a grin.
“No, this… isn’t that good.”
Jiang Nian chuckled, “You go on the field, kick their main player to death, then get sent off, and our class’s chances of winning increase by more than half.”
“red stone, red stone!” Li Hua was momentarily angry.
The descendant of Wind God’s Leg, making a grand debut.
Evening self-study ended.
Jiang Nian carried his bag out of the classroom, walking down the stairs through the crowded corridor.
Xu Qianqian was already waiting for him at the stairwell, tall and with a delicate face. When she wasn’t speaking, she was 100% a beautiful girl.
Unfortunately, she had a mouth.
The girl raised her head, glanced at a certain person, and her Aura completely dominated.
“You walk so slowly, next time rent a wheelchair.”
“No money, why don’t you steal your dad’s year-end bonus and buy one for me?” Jiang Nian’s words were still explosive, “Oh, right, here’s something for you.”
“What?” Xu Qianqian felt something lightly tap her head. She looked up and saw Jiang Nian holding a meal card between his fingers.
“A meal card? Why give me this?”
Jiang Nian casually tucked the card into her hoodie hood and said nonchalantly.
“After the joint exam, the school held an ‘Inspirational Star’ selection event. I improved by two hundred points and this is the prize I won.”
“Ugh, you’re so annoying.” She looked irritated, pulling the card out of her hoodie hood, “I’ll punch you twice sooner or later.”
“Six hundred?” She played with the meal card in her hand, “First time seeing a fixed-amount meal card, and for the small cafeteria too.”
“Did the sun rise from the west?” Xu Qianqian looked suspiciously at Jiang Nian, “No good deed goes unpunished, you must be up to no good.”
To be fair, the ancestor really saw through him.
“Ahem, because this card can only be used in the small cafeteria.” Jiang Nian waved his hand, “I don’t like eating there, so I can only give it to you.”
“If you don’t want it, then forget it, I’ll give it to someone else.”
Hearing this, Xu Qianqian immediately put the card in her pocket.
“Didn’t say I didn’t want it.”
“I can eat with Song Xiyun.” Saying this, she hesitated for a moment, “It’s just… why are you being so kind?”
“Because I just like to lick you.” Jiang Nian made a’slurp slurp’ sound, his gaze fixed on Xu Qianqian’s neck.
The girl shivered. This person was truly a licker.
In the physical sense of “licking.”
Last time she lost a bet, her neck was licked. This time he’s giving her a meal card, is he trying to pull her in for a kiss?
Xu Qianqian moved a few steps away from Jiang Nian. She wasn’t overflowing with hormones right now, so her mind was quite calm.
“Alright then, remember to make your offerings on time from now on.”
After saying that, she added two more sentences.
“I didn’t force you, you know, you’re doing this voluntarily. I won’t provide you with any’spicy’ services, and there’s no way you can threaten me.”
“Besides that, you’re not allowed to give offerings to anyone else. You know how many people outside are trying to scam you, only I won’t harm you.”
Calm down, little fairy.
Faced with Xu Qianqian’s blatant double standards, Jiang Nian couldn’t help but crack a little.
“No, are you trying to PUA me?”
On the way home, the streetlights were dim.
Xu Qianqian whistled in the cold night wind, feeling a little guilty when she heard his words.
“No.”
“Just take the card I gave you, buddy’s got you covered.” Jiang Nian was also a Great Master of verbal artistry, cleverly using the word “covered.”
If he had said “sugar daddy,” Xu Qianqian would definitely have gotten angry.
And probably punched him.
But the word “covered” was very buddy-like. Treating someone to a meal, treating someone to internet access, it’s all buddy-like. “I’ve got it covered!”
At this moment, she should be calling him ‘Dad,’ not saying, ‘”Cut the ‘dad’ vibe”!’
Sure enough, Xu Qianqian always felt something was off. She secretly thought that this little brat definitely had ulterior motives, but upon closer inspection, she couldn’t find any flaws.
Moreover, Jiang Nian was indeed loyal; he shared good things with her immediately.
Recalling a summer in her childhood, she waited in the cool alleyway. Jiang Nian, clutching an ice pop, jogged towards her.
With a ‘pop,’ the green bean ice pop crumbs splattered on her face.
It was cool and a little sweet.
The sky was still very blue back then, and Jiang Nian was still somewhat of a decent person.
“Then… I’ll thank you on behalf of Song Xiyun, too. It’ll save quite a bit of money.” She pursed her lips, her smile quite sweet.
Jiang Nian was instantly captivated, easily reeled in.
“Actually, I have another fixed-amount meal card that isn’t restricted to a specific cafeteria. If you let me kiss you, I’ll give it to you.”
“Ugh! Give it to someone else!” Xu Qianqian pouted.
“Then I’ll give it to Song Xiyun.” Jiang Nian glanced at her, pondering, “Do you think she’d agree to kiss me?”
“Then you try it.” Xu Qianqian squinted at him.
Jiang Nian didn’t reply, suddenly he just smiled.
A devilish smile that inexplicably angered Xu Qianqian. For a moment, she couldn’t hold back and started punching and kicking Jiang Nian.
However, it didn’t even amount to a tickle.
He chuckled.
Song Xiyun might actually go along with it. Should he try to trick her?
Back home, after washing up.
Jiang Nian sat at his desk, his hair semi-dry. Two meal cards lay on the desk under the lamp, neatly aligned.
One was for Little Song, and the other was also intended for Little Song.
But, he couldn’t give it like that.
He planned to give Song Xiyun one first, and then fish for something in return. If he could get a kiss, that would be a pleasant surprise.
After giving that one, he would give Xu Qianqian another one the next day.
Is this card just for me, or do other sisters have it too?
Wah, wah, wah.
After teasing Xu Qianqian, this card would also end up in Song Xiyun’s hands. Because Xu Qianqian was a rich woman and very loyal to her best friend.
The result was that the two girls would share one fixed-amount meal card worth six hundred.
Song Xiyun would get two cards, while Xu Qianqian would gain the power of friendship. He, on the other hand, would gain three instances of ambiguous (ambiguous) power.
A triple win!!!
It could be said that Jiang Nian had thoroughly figured out Xu Qianqian.
He had been observing her from childhood to adulthood, except for the few years when their relationship wasn’t good. Now that their relationship was good again, he understood her even more thoroughly.
He even knew exactly how many bras she had.
This was true.
But this wasn’t important; what was important was that his current level was completely capable of writing a book, “Qianqian’s Art of War.”
At his desk, Jiang Nian muttered to himself.
“A thousand-yuan meal card that came for free, flipped and squeezed for four times its emotional value. I’m truly a good person who knows how to repay kindness.”
Repay what?
Repay kindness.
The ‘repay’ of repaying kindness. Xu Qianqian had shown him a kindness like a drop of water. Little Song also felt quite… that way; he felt he could trick her back and forth.
With a buzz, his phone on the desk vibrated.
Jiang Nian quickly pulled out a chemistry test paper, smoothing it out on the desk first. He felt uneasy not doing these things before chatting with someone.
The moment he held the pen, even though he had just been playing, he already felt tired.
After doing all this, he finally opened his phone.
The message showed a photo sent by Chen Yunyun, with a dim background outlining the girl’s youthful facial features.
Below was a cartoon-printed pajama. The loose pajama was bulging downwards, quite voluptuous.
“Do my pajamas look good?”
Jiang Nian replied with a question mark, “?”
“What’s wrong?” Chen Yunyun replied instantly, also sending a confused yellow face emoji, “Is there a problem?”
Sent it wrong, my hand was a bit busy just now. I accidentally touched it while wiping the phone screen with a tissue.
Jiang Nian was stunned for a long while before coming back to his senses and typing a reply.
“My Naruto secondary password is 344678.”
“Huh?” Chen Yunyun didn’t understand.
“For us Naruto players, this represents absolute trust.” Jiang Nian was full of hot air, sending a voice message.
“Since I’ve let you see my secondary password, let me see yours.”
He deliberately stopped there, then began to seriously write the test paper. After a few minutes, he finished a major question before picking up his phone.
Chen Yunyun replied with several messages intermittently.
2
“877499, bank card password.”
“(Confused)”
The moment he saw the bank card password, Jiang Nian lost interest. He couldn’t actually spend Chen Yunyun’s money, so he might as well look at something else.
He strongly suspected that Chen Yunyun was playing dumb.
“Look at something else.”
“WeChat Pay password?: (Confused)” Chen Yunyun was still pushing, a pure little schemer, feigning ignorance while knowing full well.
Jiang Nian was also a master of feigning ignorance, enjoying himself thoroughly.
“Pajamas.”
After the message was sent, Chen Yunyun immediately played dead.
“Didn’t we just look at them?”
Jiang Nian exchanged a few more blows with her, but seeing that Chen Yunyun absolutely refused to show her pajamas, he gave up and continued writing the test paper.
“Writing the test paper, (image).”
“Oh oh, goodnight.” Chen Yunyun sent a tongue-out emoji, “You go to bed early too, don’t stay up too late.”
“OJBK.”
Chen Yunyun:
On the other side, in his room.
Jiang Nian leaned back in his chair, looked at his chat history with Chen Yunyun, and a thought suddenly popped into his head.
What kind of pajamas does Wang Yuhe wear?
The next morning.
As soon as Huang Fang opened the classroom door, Jiang Nian arrived within a few minutes. He looked a bit sleepy, even yawning.
“Morning, Fangfang.”
Morning, Huang Fang was the kind of girl who would never make anyone feel put off, an existence that even a Heaven-Defying brat like Li Hua could tolerate.
The Town Stone (stabilizing stone) of the sixth group, the sword-wielder.
However, she had a secret in her heart.
So much so that every time she saw Jiang Nian, she would subconsciously recall that morning, and… the faint voice of the class president.
Was it coquettish?
It didn’t seem so, but it was a secret nonetheless.
At that moment, Fangfang hated herself for having ears. As an honest person, she was afraid she had ruined the old man’s good deed.
Days passed, and she wasn’t silenced.
But this couldn’t go on forever. Could he trust her to keep quiet? Would he test her today?
“It’s still foggy today, and it’s another sunny day.” Jiang Nian muttered to himself, “I’m going to get water, do you want me to fill yours for you, Fangfang?”
Hearing this, Huang Fang immediately tensed up.
She turned to look at Jiang Nian, trying to understand the meaning behind his words. After a moment of thought, a look of fear appeared on her face.
“I… I will keep it a secret, not a single drop will leak out.”
Jiang Nian: “???”
Three minutes later.
Jiang Nian explained everything to Fangfang, but Huang Fang still thought it was a test. She hesitated for a long time, finally nodded and said.
“I won’t say anything.”
The more sincere Jiang Nian’s explanation, the more Huang Fang saw it as a sincere test.
Jiang Nian: “No, you… Morning self-study.”
Amidst the sound of reading aloud, Jiang Nian finished a chemistry test paper. He couldn’t help but wonder how Qingbao was doing.
He had said to give her some time, but now several days had passed with no news, as if the matter had never been mentioned.
Regarding this, Jiang Nian chose to trust her first.
After all, Qingbao was too non-stick; she never did anything she wasn’t confident about. Perhaps she was held up by something, or perhaps it would happen soon.
He put aside his worries and began to ponder the System task he hadn’t completed yesterday.
How to earn a hundred yuan from Zhizhi?
Staged accident.
Just then, Zhang Ningzhi turned around and patted him.
“Do you want some lemon tea?”
“Yes!” Jiang Nian accepted the treat from Zhizhi, secretly thinking to himself what a scoundrel he was, how could he stage an accident with Zhizhi?
He turned to look at Li Hua.
Forget it, he couldn’t even find fifty yuan on that thing.
Class president.
What a monster, the class president even brought him a pen yesterday. Trying to earn a hundred yuan from her would be enough to get him directly shot.
Chen… never mind, she would definitely give it.
It was too difficult to target people who were too close, and for those he wasn’t close to, he didn’t know how to approach them without being seen as a beggar.
Beggar.
In a flash, most of the morning classes had passed.
Before morning exercises, Jiang Nian stood by the railing, looking depressed and letting the wind blow on him. The task wasn’t solved; where could he find someone rich and foolish?
Suddenly, a clear female voice came from behind him.
“Tingting, your outfit is so pretty.”
“Yeah, where did you buy it?”
Hearing this, Jiang Nian subconsciously turned around.
The crowded corridor was bathed in thin sunlight. Zhou Yuting was wearing a short black cotton jacket paired with a beige hoodie.
She was tall, had an oval face, a fair and slender neck, and looked very fashionable.
“Not really, it’s okay.”
After she spoke, she looked up and her gaze met Jiang Nian’s. Seeing him staring at her, a thoughtful expression appeared on her face.
Hm?
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