Chapter 359 Ice Cream (Thanks to the Silver Alliance member for the generous donation from Living in a Prosperous but Illusory World)
by SunflowerIn the brightly lit classroom.
Jiang Nian turned around and stroked his chin.
The troubles of ordinary people are: spending a lot of money frugally, falling for many tricks cleverly, and doing a lot of work grumbling.
They save up a little money with great difficulty, wanting to spend it where it matters most, only to find that life is full of blood-sucking blades.
In the end, they can only sit on the ground, stifled and wronged, shouting at the sky.
“Why me?!”
Others pass by and praise him, “This is the soft persimmon, the good old man, recognized in our ten-mile radius.”
What about the troubles of a Genius?
Is it because the class monitor is introverted?
Genius often have some degree of introversion, but that’s not Li Qingrong’s problem.
Jiang Nian pondered for a long time but couldn’t figure out the reason, after all, he wasn’t a Genius.
Just like a poor person can’t write a novel about a super-rich person, when the richest man in Nansheng got married, he used a line of BYDs for the wedding procession, distributing White Rabbit candies along the way.
After thinking for a moment, he turned and patted the deceived Li Hua.
“Hua, do you have any troubles?”
Li Hua gritted his teeth, then turned to look at Jiang Nian when he heard him.
“You dog!”
Jiang Nian was thoughtful, it was clear. Li Hua didn’t look like he had troubles; he looked more like a little imbecile mumbling all day long.
“Never mind that, do you know any Genius?”
“I know a few,” Li Hua patted him on the shoulder and said, “I also know a little bastard, do you have any idea who it is?”
“…Who?”
“Still pretending, are we?”
“Is his son named Li Hua?”
“You’re a damn!” Li Hua instantly went ballistic, grabbing his neck and shaking him, “Die!”
Cai Xiaoqing couldn’t bear it anymore, covering her face and stopping the two.
“You two. Be quiet during evening self-study.”
The commotion then stopped.
Class 3, first period of evening self-study.
Sun Zhicheng leisurely pulled out his spare phone and openly opened an app called “Mandatory Course for a Male God.”
The main reason for using a spare phone was that Old Liu managed things too strictly.
Except for the bold and skilled individuals who kept their phones with them all day and managed to avoid phone checks every time, everyone else…
In this class, only the class monitor could play with a phone in the classroom without being punished.
He was truly above everyone else, enjoying immense prestige.
When the classes were reorganized in the second semester of the first year of high school, Sun Zhicheng was extremely puzzled.
He couldn’t understand why someone who didn’t manage anything could be the class monitor. Could it be that just because of good grades, he could always be the class monitor?
Old Liu was too snobbish, a pure score-obsessed fool.
Later, a highly unreasonable holiday caused an uproar throughout the class. Old Liu had no solution, comforted them a bit, and left.
After that, the class monitor went once, and the holiday was adjusted.
Sun Zhicheng immediately knelt, completely convinced. He had spoken a bit too loudly just now, looking down on people.
Later, the teaching resources of Class 3 for the Olympiad far surpassed those of friendly classes. It became the best in its level, invincible below the zero class.
It wasn’t that Li Qingrong needed the position of class monitor; it was that this class needed Li Qingrong as class monitor.
Sun Zhicheng was cautious, holding a phone hidden in a book. He was exceptionally happy today because his joint exam scores had increased.
This was the power of love.
He felt that it must be because he had gone through a month of trials, finally returning to his true self, fulfilling both the Buddha and his beloved, to achieve this score.
Sun Zhicheng glanced at Chen Yunyun, and his entire being became joyful.
In the past, he would have felt bitter. But now, he held a powerful weapon in his hand, having already won for a hundred years into the future.
In short, he had victory in his grasp.
He was full of vigor, as if at this moment he was adorned with a feather fan and silk scarf, like Zhuge Zhicheng, playing chess with the Heavenly Dao of fate!
I came! I saw! I conquered!
Xie Zhihao was also playing. His watch, with its ultimate pretense reaching a perfect state, was like fishing without bait.
Hard fishing.
“This trash game, why is it lagging again!” He cursed softly in anger, only because the disciplinary committee member Cai Xiang had some charm.
He didn’t want to lower his reputation with her over trivial matters.
Suddenly, a figure appeared at the classroom door.
Sun Zhicheng noticed it immediately, almost without hesitation, he stuffed his phone into his pants.
The two phones were tightly pressed together, seamless.
If the person who came was Old Liu, Sun Zhicheng wouldn’t have reacted so violently.
Only because. The person who came was a great horror from the abyss.
Ji Ming walked directly to Sun Zhicheng with a straight face. He searched inside and outside his desk, and after not finding a phone, he left.
Then he walked over to Xie Zhihao and said with a cold face.
“Hand over your watch!”
Xie Zhihao’s face instantly turned pale, wanting to argue. But he didn’t want to lose face in front of the new class, so he pretended to be indifferent and handed over the watch.
Ji Ming stood with his hands behind his back, sternly reprimanding him.
“After the college entrance exam, or whenever you score 650 in a major exam, you can come to me to get it back.”
With that, he walked away, carrying Xie Zhihao’s smartwatch.
The classroom was in an uproar.
Everyone hadn’t seen a show with Sun Zhicheng, but fortunately, Xie Zhihao’s watch was confiscated, which was quite satisfying to watch.
“Damn, how much was that watch?”
“Not much, just xxxx.”
Actually, no one cared how much it cost; it was just a chip for watching the show. The more expensive the watch, the higher its artistic value after being confiscated.
At this moment, Xie Zhihao finally received the “attention” he had hoped for.
Sixth group.
Zeng You scoffed, watched the show for a while, then said with great disdain.
“Is that all?”
He was a seasoned veteran, unafraid of any phone confiscation. In two and a half years of his career, he had never encountered an opponent.
He stood with his back to all beings, dominating for eternity!
Jiang Nian was puzzled, looking at Zeng You, and asked curiously.
“What if the teacher also finds out you hide your phones in xx, what will you do then?”
Zeng You let out a strange laugh and said.
“Hide it in my deskmate’s xx.”
Upon hearing this, Wu Jun immediately sat up straight, slowly turned his head, and looked at him with an incredulous expression.
“What?”
Jiang Nian clapped his hands, genuinely praising.
“Awesome, awesome, awesome.”
After class, taking advantage of Zhang Ningzhi going to find Yao Beibei, Jiang Nian turned to look at the class monitor who was doing homework behind him.
“What major do you want to choose in college?”
Li Qingrong paused for a moment at his question, unsure why he suddenly asked this. As she lowered her gaze, she hesitated for several seconds before saying.
“Physics or Chemistry?”
“Is the choice so flexible and broad?” Jiang Nian clicked his tongue.
Li Qingrong didn’t know what to say, and also felt it wasn’t good to say nothing, so she classic counter-questioned.
“What about you?”
A lazy dog like Jiang Nian only wanted to muddle through, finding an easy business major would be fine. He didn’t feel ashamed, after all, everyone has their own ambitions.
“I plan to choose an easier business major, and then…”
Li Qingrong heard this and didn’t find it strange.
“Hmm.”
She didn’t say much, knowing full well that Jiang Nian was the typical verbal lazy dog, always thinking of finding a place to lie down.
But if he encountered the right bait, he would start working hard again after being hooked.
Like biology.
Li Qingrong’s biology scores weren’t low, but because of that, she understood even more the difficulty of achieving 97 points in biology in a three-hour comprehensive science exam.
Especially, going from 60-something to near full marks in a few months.
Please… collect _ (69
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bar!)
It’s just that she also didn’t know what Jiang Nian ultimately wanted. Otherwise, she felt that if she just hooked him a little, he seemed capable of scoring 650?
What do boys like?
Games or…
“Class monitor, have you been unhappy recently?” Jiang Nian, still not giving up, secretly asked again, “Like any worries or anything.”
Hearing this, Li Qingrong frowned and shook her head.
“No.”
“Is that so?” Jiang Nian stroked his chin, then turned back, “No unhappiness, that’s good.”
Immediately, he turned back around.
He extended a perverted hand, and with lightning speed, quickly pinched the tiger’s mouth area of her palm.
“How about this? Does this annoy you?”
Li Qingrong: “???”
Jiang Nian felt a bit unable to hold up under her gaze, and stood up, saying.
“Suddenly need to pee.”
Seeing Jiang Nian escape to the restroom, Li Qingrong couldn’t help but smile. She stared at the classroom door for a while before lowering her head to continue solving problems.
She had a small habit when solving problems.
She liked to rest her face on her hand, her eyes slightly lowered, her whole being like a still lake.
What even Li Qingrong herself hadn’t noticed was that she had become more full of Life Qi recently. No longer cold and wooden, she would occasionally think about things.
As evening self-study neared its end.
Jiang Nian shook his head, still having no clue about the class monitor’s matter. Since it was an unsubstantiated thing, he simply stopped thinking about it.
After all, there was plenty of time; no need to rush.
So, he thought of tonight’s ice cream feast. Instantly, he became happy again, wanting to slurp and lick to his heart’s content.
In a great mood, he snatched the electrolyte drink from Zhang Ningzhi’s desk and chugged it down in one go.
Zhang Ningzhi was instantly dumbfounded, her mouth slightly agape as she looked at him.
“Are you… a water barrel?”
Jiang Nian burped, twisting the drink bottle into a pretzel. He patted Zhang Ningzhi’s arm, raised his eyebrows, and said.
“Let me show you something fun.”
“What?”
Jiang Nian grinned, aiming the water bottle at Li Hua. He aggressively twisted the cap, and the compressed gas rapidly expanded.
With a bang, it hit Li Hua’s clothes.
“Damn it! What the hell!” Li Hua let out a sharp cry, then turned to see the bottle in Jiang Nian’s hand, and he immediately turned red with anger.
“red stone, you damn!”
The sound attracted the attention of many in the class, but not Wang Yuhe, who was still diligently working on her biology problems.
She wanted to prove that 97 points in biology were nothing special.
Jiang Nian was even weaker, and she, Wang Yuhe, could score 98 or even full marks. She would thoroughly embarrass Jiang Nian and make him admit defeat.
She heard the commotion and instinctively wanted to look curiously.
But powerful willpower stopped her. The most important thing right now was to concentrate and score 98 points in biology on next week’s test.
What? A weekly test isn’t a major exam?
It didn’t say it had to be a major exam!
After evening self-study ended.
Jiang Nian slowly walked home with his bag. As usual, he went down to the third floor, but there was no sign of Xu Qianqian.
He smiled. Was hiding useful?
“Hello, the subscriber you dialed…”
Jiang Nian heard the busy signal on his phone, so he directly asked Sister Zhao for Song Xiyun’s phone number and dialed it without thinking.
He didn’t waste time, getting straight to the point.
“Where’s your little best friend?”
On the other end of the phone, Song Xiyun’s voice was a bit flustered, but she still forced herself to say.
“Sh-she went home.”
“Is that so? She didn’t run to your house, did she?” Jiang Nian asked. If Xu Qianqian was so determined, then he couldn’t do anything.
But… she couldn’t avoid him forever, could she?
“No, Qianqian said she had something to do and left first.” Song Xiyun covered the phone, “Wh-what’s wrong?”
“Nothing, her phone’s off.” Jiang Nian mused for a moment, “And it’s late at night again, do you think she might have…”
Hearing this, Song Xiyun suddenly hung up. After a while, the call came back. Song Xiyun’s voice was a bit anxious.
“She left only two minutes early, she’s probably on her way home. If you walk faster now, you might find her.”
Jiang Nian hung up the phone and found Xu Qianqian at the alley entrance.
He almost let his ice cream get away.
When he first arrived, he saw Xu Qianqian walking under a streetlight in front of the alley entrance. He guessed she was timid and didn’t dare to go in alone.
“Why were you in such a hurry today?”
Hearing this, Xu Qianqian also felt a bit awkward.
“No, just had something to do.”
She didn’t want to say she slipped away early, but it was because she was scared. She didn’t dare to walk the last stretch home alone, so she stopped.
Jiang Nian walked forward and gently patted her head.
“Don’t be silly next time, I’ll worry.”
Xu Qianqian was stunned, looking up at Jiang Nian, a hint of emotion flashing in her eyes.
“C-can that matter be considered non-existent?”
“No.” Jiang Nian’s expression instantly changed, he licked his lower lip, “Slurp, slurp, you’re completely finished today, Xu Qianqian!!”
“Get lost!” Xu Qianqian turned and ran into the alley.
The two chased each other, the night wind blowing, weaving through the flying hair of the boy and girl, their shadows swaying and fragmented.
Footsteps woke the dog at the alley entrance, and a few barks echoed in the dark. Then it slowly subsided, returning to silence.
At the bottom of the stairwell.
With a clang, Xu Qianqian was pressed against the wall. She turned her head away, her eyes red, looking somewhat embarrassed.
After a long pause, she finally said.
“Forget it, consider it being licked by a dog.”
These past two days, I had gastroenteritis and a fever, so I didn’t check the backend much, but I’ve resumed normal writing now.
Thanks to the big shot ‘Living in a Prosperous Illusion’ for the Silver Alliance Leader, my first Silver Alliance Leader, I’m happy.
I’ll try to update more, wishing the big shot good waist and kidney health.
It seems there’s a Q-version character design for Zhang Ningzhi and Li Qingrong. I’ll ask the art department how to handle it when I have time.
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