Chapter 83 Do you love JK babies? Speak up!
by SunflowerSun Jianguo squatted by the reservoir and smoked a few cigarettes, still unable to figure out how Jiang Nian was catching fish.
It was bizarre.
Why did the fishing rod stop working when it was in his hands?
One, two, three fish—Sun Jianguo watched Jiang Nian pull in a fish every few minutes, and a big one every ten minutes or so. He was so jealous he was practically contorted.
Damn it, what golden fishing rod?
Take it to fish dead fish right in the mouth, one catch and it’s perfectly straight, even Lam Ching-ying would call you Brother.
He ran back and forth.
Ultimately, he chose to stand beside the God of Fishing to observe and learn, realizing the principle of the Great Dao’s simplicity.
As for the three fish he bought in the fish basket, Sun Jianguo had completely forgotten about them. He just routinely humored his son, saying it was better to buy wild fish than market-bought ones.
His fish hadn’t even been packed yet, but his son had already started showing off.
Sun Zhicheng babbled on about fishing knowledge in the group chat, exuding a subtle air of pretentiousness. At first, people in the group were interested, but gradually the conversation died down.
Lin Dong walked towards the sports field, looking down at the class group chat, feeling a bit speechless.
Here we go again. Would he die if he didn’t show off?
Sun Zhicheng, don’t be Chen Yunyun’s electronic pet anymore! Her fishing skills are better than yours!
Such a clumsy way of showing off, tsk tsk.
Even if you own a Porsche and constantly post pictures of it with your watch on your Moments, with every photo in your nine-grid layout featuring both the Porsche and the watch…
At first, it might make people envious, but after a while, it just becomes annoying.
This is the drawback of overt showing off. In contrast, those who usually keep a low profile and subtly reveal their sophistication are more liked.
Lin Dong felt he was just such a person.
In the Early Stage of chatting with Liuli, he learned she was an ordinary second-year high school student. She only had the level of a key class student and was considered academically bottom-tier at Zhennan Middle School.
Facing someone he could show off to, he didn’t flaunt his identity as a third-year Olympiad Class student.
In the Early Stage, he just listened to her complain about her studies every day, moving from stiff conversations to exchanging daily check-in photos, and finally to late-night chats about personal matters, studies, and family starting at eleven o’clock.
At an unsuspecting moment, he displayed his strong math skills. Only under her persistent questioning did he casually reveal that he was an Olympiad Class student.
It felt great, absolutely great. Subtle showing off was truly interesting.
Lin Dong shook his head and took a deep breath.
He and Liuli had never met, nor did he know what she looked like; they only knew vague information about each other.
Lin Dong was also certain that Liuli didn’t know who he was.
He usually liked to throw out smoke bombs in chats to create a sense of mystery.
For instance, Location had two campuses, North and South. Although he was from the South Campus, he would occasionally ask classmates from the North Campus to take some daily photos and send them to him.
Using this, he combined his South Campus identity with North Campus daily life, directly encrypting his information in layers. Even if Conan came, it would be difficult to find out his identity without cheating.
He was practically a Conan Saint Body.
Liuli’s brain wasn’t good; she couldn’t deduce his true identity, but his brain was excellent!
First, it was known that a sweet voice meant she couldn’t look too bad! Plus, she was a second-year science key Class Three girl who liked taking photos, though her photo editing was a bit excessive.
Based on the clues above, Liuli’s class was B203, Science Key Class Three!
How sweet! She was also in Class Three, just like him! One was Key Class Three, and the other was Olympiad Class Three!
Although they had agreed to maintain a sense of mystery, young men are drawn to beauty. He had no other intentions; he just wanted to know what Liuli, with whom he was chatting, looked like beforehand.
Regardless of her beauty or ugliness, his heart would always belong to Liuli!
He stood in a secluded spot, yet he could overlook the entire sports field.
Soon, Liuli would come to the field with her classmates to cheer on their class’s athletes. He had already learned part of Liuli’s attire through a tiny detail.
He just needed to wait for a crucial moment, send a fake message to verify, and entice Liuli to make a different gesture from others, thus easily pinpointing her.
Lin Dong had already started fantasizing: a story of a cool, domineering top student and a soft, naive, sweet girl. Damn it, when he fell in love, he would write a novel based on his own story.
As he waited idly, he glanced down at the group chat.
Sun Zhicheng was still biting Chen Yunyun’s hook, babbling about outrageous fishing techniques, even saying he would fry fish for dinner tonight.
You’re good at cooking now? My male god baby, Sun Zhicheng!
Honestly, Lin Dong didn’t think much of Sun Zhicheng. His slightly lewd appearance was one thing, but showing off was his forte; he felt uncomfortable if he didn’t do something niche to show off every day.
Brother, if the circus was missing you, I wouldn’t go.
However, he was a team member and a core member of their small group. As the leader, no matter how much Lin Dong disdained Sun Zhicheng, he couldn’t stand idly by.
Yunyun, just fish for others, okay? Don’t target our group members.
Poor Tom Cheng, look what you’ve done to him!
Lin Dong thought for a moment, then scrolled back through the chat history. He found that the fishing topic started with Jiang Nian, but then he went silent after a couple of sentences.
He probably hadn’t caught a single fish and was feeling miserable and quiet.
He would use this as a Breakthrough point.
However, to avoid drawing animosity, Lin Dong chose a different way of asking.
“(Grinning) @Jiang Nian, Brother Nian, caught any fish yet?”
“Turtle, twelve already,” Sun Jianguo exclaimed.
When Jiang Nian caught the first one, he didn’t think much of it.
When the second and third hooked, he admitted the other party had something.
When Jiang Nian made a comeback, starting from zero and catching fish, he was already convinced, but too shocked to speak.
A novice fisherman catching over a dozen fish at once. Even more outrageous things happen in the fishing world, so this wasn’t too wild, but whether it was luck or skill…
In any case, he was convinced.
At Sun Jianguo’s strong request, the two added each other on WeChat.
Jiang Nian saw his classmate Sun Zhicheng in Sun Jianguo’s Moments, and his eyelid twitched. He happened to see someone mention him.
He didn’t see who it was and casually sent a picture of the fish in the fish basket to the class group chat.
It was originally to show off; he didn’t care who it was.
Immediately, Sun Zhicheng, who had been grandiosely showing off in the class group, fell silent. The other people in the class group exploded, one by one, triggered by the full bag of fish.
“Holy crap, that many?”
(Li Hua): “Brother Nian, you really caught them? I’ll give you three hundred if you admit you took pictures of someone else’s fish, okay? It’s really making me uncomfortable!”
(Ma Guojun): “Damn it, is this real or fake? Brother Nian is a master! Much better than those who just talk big.”
(Chen Yunyun): “Jiang Nian, are you very good at fishing?”
Most people would likely be modest at this point.
Jiang Nian was not most people; he was from Class Three.
So he thought for a moment, casually cast his rod, and opened the QQ video recording function. He started recording when he figured it was about time, with only his simple fishing rod visible in the frame.
Three seconds later, the fishing rod began to shake violently.
A middle-aged man’s voice rang out, “Brother Nian, your last catch is impressive! I’ll net it; it won’t get away.”
Just as Sun Jianguo was about to enter the frame, Jiang Nian stopped recording. With a whoosh, he immediately sent the video to the class group, typing modestly with a flurry of keys.
“I didn’t buy a fishing rod; I just pulled out a bamboo stick and fished casually.”
The class group immediately exploded again. If Jiang Nian had flaunted wealth, no one would have cared. But if he caught over ten fish with a bamboo pole, that would truly inspire envy.
“Damn, you’re serious, Nian!”
“It’s actually a bamboo pole, Jiang Prodigy, what ancient fishing method! I can’t take it anymore, I’m going to get one too someday.”
Sun Zhicheng looked at the picture, the familiar fish basket. He watched the video repeatedly, and that familiar voice basically confirmed it.
The fish were caught by Jiang Nian!
He had just said in the group that it wasn’t right, but it was also possible his own father had caught them, just three of them, which wouldn’t give him away to Chen Yunyun.
Good, this was still good.
Lin Dong watched the overwhelming praise for Jiang Nian, shook his head, and exited the group chat.
Fishing, only barbarians like fishing.
He had more enjoyable things to do. Liuli, hehe, my little Liuli. He dreamed of embracing each other, kissing from her lips to her fingers, all the way down.
Soon, the people from B203 entered the field, sparsely.
Lin Dong’s gaze swept through the girls. Where was the red hair tie? He had good vision in one eye, so he covered the other and began his search.
But after searching two or three times, he still didn’t find any cute girl with a red hair tie.
“Didn’t she come?” he murmured, then pulled out his phone. “Let’s confirm first. I’ll make a QQ call, using that kind of excuse.”
【Urgent】.
First, send an urgent message, and once the other party asks, make a QQ voice call. Don’t give the other party any time to react; the success rate is ninety percent.
But the side effect was that it was limited to one use; the more it was used, the less effective it became.
Fortunately, Lin Dong had never used it. Now he was about to use it, his fingers almost trembling with sweat. He sent a message first.
Lin Dong’s alt account (Shen Cong), “Liuli, are you there? Urgent matter!!!”
About forty seconds later, his phone vibrated.
(Liuli): “What’s wrong?”
He gritted his teeth and made a QQ call. She had to answer! From today, the tide would turn! He waited expectantly until he saw a…
A roughly 200-pound dark-skinned JK girl on the sports field held her phone to her ear.
At the same time, his phone connected.
Liuli’s soft, sweet voice came through, “Shen Cong, what’s wrong? Did something happen?”
Lin Dong froze in place, his phone clattering to the ground. Cracks spread upwards from the bottom corner like a dense spiderweb.
JK baby, do you love me? Speak!
He was completely speechless, his previous thoughts repeatedly entering his mind: (I really want to lick Liuli from head to toe), (kissing from her mouth to her fingers).
Ugh!!
A nearly physiological nausea caused him to vomit the contents of his stomach in an instant, hiding in a dark corner, dry heaving uncontrollably.
“Ugh!!”
“Shen Cong, what’s wrong?” a concerned voice came from the phone.
Lin Dong had just finished vomiting, and that one sentence made the dry heaving even more intense.
He trembled as he picked up his phone, hung up without a word, and deleted Liuli, his heart aching.
Love, both its arrival and departure, paralyzes the heart in the same way.
Lin Dong tilted his head back, closed his eyes, and let out a long sigh.
“Is youth coming to an end?”
Buzz.
His phone vibrated. He pulled out his cracked-screen phone and saw it was a netizen he had just started chatting with on his alt account two days ago. Because Liuli was on his mind, he had only chatted critically.
The other person was doubled over with laughter because of him and even sent a few leg photos.
Yaoyao Can’t Sleep Enough: “So bored, what are you doing?”
To be continued.
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