Chapter 246: Lin Xun! I Am Not an Old Auntie!!!
by AshPurgatory2025In the sky, over a thousand long swords stabbed down toward Lin Xun.
These long swords were all manifestations of Jiang Yuerou’s Sword Intent.
Lin Xun did not sense any Killing Intent from these sword shadows.
Therefore, even if Lin Xun were struck, he would not be injured.
However, if he were hit even once by these thousand long swords, the spiritual apertures in Lin Xun’s body would be sealed bit by bit!
This Old Auntie really wants to tie him up and take him back!
“Old Auntie, you’re taking advantage of someone’s peril. Aren’t you afraid of being laughed at by the world?” Lin Xun spun the long spear in his hand to block.
“Lin Xun! Don’t you dare call me Old Auntie!” Jiang Yuerou was so angry that she manifested another three hundred long swords and sent them stabbing toward Lin Xun!
It was decided!
Once she captured Lin Xun and brought him back, she would tie him up properly! The kind that’s tied into a bow!
Then, every time he called her Old Auntie, she would stuff his mouth with a sock!
But just in case someone found out, she would hide him on her Holy Master Peak.
“I’ll show you for calling me Old Auntie! I’ll show you for tying me into a bow! Lin Xun, just wait until you fall into my hands and see how I bully you day and night!”
Watching Lin Xun’s distressed and struggling appearance as he barely managed to parry within the Sword Formation, Jiang Yuerou felt her chest suddenly feel much more at ease.
It was as if the Heart Demon from the Heiwu Secret Realm had suddenly vanished.
On the other side, Lin Xun noticed that the Old Auntie was looking at him, yet she also seemed to be spacing out.
Not only that, her fair and tender Face wore a beautiful smile, like a blooming peony or a shy new bride, full of charm.
At this, Lin Xun was stunned for a moment.
Damn, could this Old Auntie be thinking of countless ways to torture me after she captures me, and she’s so happy her heart is blooming with joy?
Lin Xun shuddered.
As expected, when a woman stays single for too long, problems easily arise—let alone this Jiang Yuerou, who has been single from birth for over two thousand years.
But it had to be said, this Old Auntie is truly damn good-looking! How can she be so charming?
Just as Lin Xun and Jiang Yuerou were still in their tug-of-war, Jiang Yuerou’s mind suddenly sharpened.
Jiang Yuerou sensed that Cannot Be Cured and Sikong Jing were rapidly approaching.
“No! I must finish this quickly. Otherwise, if Lin Xun is discovered by them, it won’t be easy to take him back. Then how could I torture this Lin Xun day and night and make him pay back double?”
Jiang Yuerou steadied her mind and circulated her Mind-Cultivation Technique, causing a massive purple long sword Avatar to condense in the sky.
“Suppress!”
Jiang Yuerou gave a soft shout and pressed her fair palm downward. That hundred-meter-tall purple giant sword plummeted straight toward Lin Xun!
“Damn! Are you for real?!”
Looking at that giant sword that resembled Garen’s ultimate, Lin Xun was startled.
Just as Lin Xun felt that he didn’t need to care about her Face and should give this Old Auntie another beating to teach her a lesson…
Suddenly, when the long sword was a hundred meters from Lin Xun’s head, he felt the giant sword’s power suddenly weaken by thirty percent.
And when the giant sword was fifty meters from Lin Xun, its power weakened by several more degrees.
“Hmm?”
Lin Xun instinctively looked at Jiang Yuerou and found her still chanting Sword Incantations, her watery eyes staring at the giant sword Avatar she had created.
Jiang Yuerou seemed to be constantly adjusting something, continuing to weaken the giant sword’s power.
It was as if Jiang Yuerou was deathly afraid of accidentally hurting Lin Xun.
“This Old Auntie…” Seeing her focused expression, Lin Xun couldn’t help but smile in his heart.
This Old Auntie wants to catch him, but she doesn’t want to hurt him. She’s over two thousand years old, yet her thoughts are so bizarre.
However, it was this very action of Jiang Yuerou’s that made Lin Xun’s heart soften. He decided to give her some Face and not bully her this time.
Otherwise, with her immense pride, if she were bullied by him again, her Dao Heart might actually break.
“Old Auntie, you said that whoever wins against you, you’ll marry! I won against you last time. Are you trying to murder your own husband?”
Just as the long sword was less than five meters from Lin Xun’s head, he shouted loudly.
“Ah?”
Hearing Lin Xun’s shout, Jiang Yuerou’s exquisite Face froze, and her mind fell into total disarray.
Not only did the giant long sword Avatar vanish, but even the Sword Qi surrounding Lin Xun dissipated because of Jiang Yuerou’s chaotic state of mind.
“You… what nonsense are you saying…”
Jiang Yuerou lowered her head tightly, her eyes darting around as she clutched her hands to her chest. Even though she was over two thousand years old, she actually possessed a cute, girl-like quality.
“I wouldn’t… wouldn’t…” From her fair neck to her smooth cheeks and then to her small ears, a flush of deep red spread across everything.
“Hmm? Rumor has it that Saint Lord Jiang is a woman of her word. Could it be that Saint Lord Jiang is the type of person who doesn’t keep her promises? Now that I’ve reached the age of adulthood, is Saint Lord Jiang going to go back on her word and refuse to marry me?”
Lin Xun continued to press her, while the demon spear an sha was already secretly tearing open the Void Realm.
“I… that… we… it’s not that, but if you can turn over a new leaf, actually, I’m not…”
Jiang Yuerou’s speech was incoherent; she really hadn’t expected him to bring this up.
But back then, she had indeed announced to the world, “Whoever can defeat me can marry me.”
However, after Lin Xun tied Jiang Yuerou to a tree back then, he ran away. Jiang Yuerou was also bent on seeking “revenge” against him.
As for Jiang Yuerou’s defeat, everyone in the world pretended they hadn’t seen it.
Otherwise, would you really want the Zilin Sacred Lord to marry the Demon Son Lin Xun?
That would be unthinkable!
But not mentioning it didn’t mean it didn’t exist. Now that Lin Xun suddenly brought it up, for Jiang Yuerou, who had never experienced matters of the heart, her composure naturally crumbled.
Before her cultivation, Jiang Yuerou was originally a refined lady from a noble mortal family. The education she had received since childhood was to assist her husband and teach her children, with the husband as the guiding principle.
Now, Lin Xun’s phrase “murder your own husband” left Jiang Yuerou truly at a loss for what to do.
“Old Auntie, don’t overthink it.”
Just as Jiang Yuerou was wondering if she really should marry this Devil Head, or if she could avoid marrying him and instead just give her body to him so they would have no further connection and the “engagement” would be void, Lin Xun’s voice drifted over.
Jiang Yuerou looked up to see that half of Lin Xun’s body had already stepped into the Void Realm.
“Old Auntie, goodbye. No, let’s never meet again. You should find a Fellow Daoist quickly. It’s impossible for a young bull like me to eat old grass.”
Lin Xun waved his hand.
“Farewell.”
“Lin Xun!!!”
Jiang Yuerou was so angry that a puff of white steam rose from her head. Like throwing a pillow, she hurled the long sword in her hand at Lin Xun!
But Lin Xun had already vanished into the Void Realm, which then sealed shut. The long sword traced a semi-parabola through the air.
“Lin Xun! Don’t let me meet you again! No! I will definitely catch you! Lin Xun! I am not an Old Auntie!!!”
Jiang Yuerou’s voice slowly spread through the mountains and forests, the echo lingering for a long time without fading…
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