Chapter 2: Princess Consort, You Don’t Want to Be Caught, Right?

“Hiss~ Ouch!”

“Bear with it! Otherwise, you’ll stay stuck.”

Ding Suian had pulled radishes, pulled scallions, and even done cupping therapy, but pulling a woman out was a first.

Pulling a person wasn’t like pulling vegetables. To avoid injuring the other party, Ding Suian held the other party’s plump, firm thighs, constantly twisting and pulling, trying to find a suitable angle within the irregular dog hole to extricate the voluptuous body in his arms.

“Inhale and suck in your chest.”

Spotting a subtle angle, Ding Suian took the dog hole by surprise and yanked backward suddenly.

‘Screech~’

After the grating sound of fabric tearing, the Buttocks stuck in the wall finally transformed into a complete woman.

Driven by inertia, the two tumbled down together.

The woman seemed still steeped in immense panic, sitting in place and looking around blankly.

“Madam Buttocks, are you looking for me?”

The Buttocks trembled, startled by the voice so close by. She looked down and realized she was sitting right on his chest.

“Ah!” As if burned by a branding iron, the Buttocks cried out softly, scrambling up in a panic using her hands and feet, stumbling toward the west wall… The west wall was over eight feet high, cold and slick.

The Buttocks clawed at it twice in vain, instantly seized by despair.

She immediately turned back, fixing her gaze on Ding Suian, who had just stood up. She decisively pulled out the Jade Hairpin securing her hair and handed it over, her seductive voice carrying a desperate plea, “Young Master, this Jade Hairpin is yours. Let big sister step on you to climb over, okay?”

Ding Suian didn’t take it. He merely raised his chin and pointed at the west wall, “The alley outside the wall is guarded by the Prince’s Manor servants. If big sister climbs out now, wouldn’t you be walking right into a trap?”

He wasn’t lying. Ever since a female dependent escaped from the inner residence in the evening, the outside of the manor had been completely sealed off.

In the time it took to say those two sentences, dense footsteps and shouts were already coming from the other side of the dog hole:

“Strange! We clearly saw someone dart into this courtyard!”

“Search! Search carefully!”

Separated by a wall, the dim yellow light cast by more than ten lanterns flickered like soul-reaping ghost fire, constantly penetrating the dog hole, swaying and drawing closer.

The discovery of the dog hole was only a matter of moments.

People were blocking the west wall, and people were chasing outside the north wall.

The Buttocks quickly scanned the area. The only place to hide in the courtyard was that lone shack. She immediately strode in on her long legs—which were even more upright than Ding Suian’s character.

Ding Suian bent down, picked up the fragments of clothing left beside the dog hole, and followed unhurriedly.

Inside the room, the lamplight was dim, like a bean.

But he was finally able to clearly see the Buttocks’ physique.

She was tall and slender, with a voluptuous, graceful figure, yet she was wearing a maid’s dress that was clearly two sizes too small.

Drenched by the rain, the dress clung tightly to her body, making her slender waist and the towering peaks that threatened to burst through the dress impossible to hide.

Wait, the dress was already torn.

It must have been torn when she squeezed through the dog hole.

You are so prominent, if the dog hole doesn’t snag you, who will it snag?

As for her features, he hadn’t had time to look yet. Observing the ‘vessel’ before looking at the face was a sign of a mature man.

At this moment, the Buttocks was sticking out her Buttocks, desperately trying to crawl under the bed.

Ding Suian leaned down and tilted his head to look. The Buttocks had already crawled into the deepest corner under the bed, hugging her knees and huddled into a ball, shaking uncontrollably, whether from cold or fear.

Her miserable appearance brought to mind a stray kitten hiding in a street corner, drenched in the rain.

“Big sister, you are—”

The Buttocks, eyes full of terror, quickly raised her index finger to her lips, “Shh!”

Wet Dark Hair clung to her delicate neck, and her face was deathly pale.

“Steward Hou! Look quickly, there’s a dog hole here!”

“That hole leads to the West Courtyard!”

“Hurry, hurry, hurry! Everyone follow me!”

The commotion outside the wall quickly surged toward the gate of the West Courtyard, followed immediately by the ‘dong dong dong’ of violent knocking on the door.

“Young Master~”

The Buttocks huddled under the bed spoke with a strong tremor. She quickly took a deep breath to force herself to calm down before barely managing a complete sentence, “Young Master, help me block them, and I’ll give you ten thousand taels of silver!”

The Prince’s Manor strictly enforced separation between men and women. Aside from the rough serving maids, Ding Suian rarely saw the female dependents of the inner residence. Although he couldn’t determine the Buttocks’ identity right now, anyone who could cause such a massive mobilization by the manor must be someone important.

Just then, Chest Hair’s polite greeting came from the front courtyard.

“Knocking and knocking in the middle of the night, knock your sister-in-law’s tits! Did your dad get lost? Are you rushing to find your dad?!”

Among our An Squad, Chest Hair is the most cultured!

“A female dependent in the manor stole valuables and escaped into your courtyard. Open the door quickly!”

Steward Hou’s anxious voice echoed throughout the West Courtyard.

The Buttocks finally couldn’t hold back. Her seductive voice was both angry and aggrieved, “Don’t listen to Steward Hou’s nonsense! I… I am the Princess Consort of Lanyang!”

Ding Suian wasn’t too surprised. After a brief contemplation, he waved his hand toward the dark corner under the bed, like coaxing a frightened cat or dog, “Come out first.”

The Buttocks huddled in the corner, shaking her head vigorously in refusal.

Although bright tears were welling up in her eyes, she tightly pressed her cherry lips together to keep them from falling. “When I sensed something was wrong this morning, I already sent someone to Central Heaven City to deliver a letter, asking my Elder Sister to beg Princess Xingguo to request an Imperial Decree from the Emperor to exempt me from following my husband into death! At the latest… at the latest, the Imperial Decree will arrive by tomorrow evening! Young Master, help me, and I won’t implicate you.”

Time was pressing. Seeing that the Buttocks refused to come out, Ding Suian stopped talking nonsense, bent down, reached under the bed, accurately grabbed her slender ankle, and with a slight pull, dragged her out forcefully.

In her great shock, the Buttocks instinctively wanted to scream, but fearing that Steward Hou and the others outside the front gate would hear, she could only bite her lower lip tightly, letting out a short, muffled groan.

Ding Suian firmly clamped down on her wildly kicking feet with one hand, and with the other, he deftly… stripped off her Embroidered Shoes.

Just escaped the tiger’s den, only to fall into the wolf’s lair?

This Young Master is actually a Lustful Demon!

“Little thief! If you don’t stop, I’m going to scream!”

“Princess Consort, you don’t want to be caught by Steward Hou, do you?”

Ding Suian teased her, picked up the pair of Embroidered Shoes that still held body heat, stood up, and quickly walked out the door.

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The Buttocks, who had the Jade Hairpin clutched in her hand, ready for a fight to the death, couldn’t help but feel bewildered, her gaze unconsciously following Ding Suian.

The faint lamplight reflected the drizzling rain into a Comprehensive Net woven from threads of rain.

Ding Suian walked to the dog hole where the Buttocks had been stuck earlier and slipped the Embroidered Shoes onto his own feet.

What kind of special fetish was this?

Little thief, how perverse!

Not sure, let’s wait and see.

The Embroidered Shoes were small; only the balls of Ding Suian’s feet could fit in, yet it didn’t stop him from taking mincing, awkward steps to the base of the west wall. With a light jump, like a Nimble Ape, his hands grasped the top of the wall.

He even deliberately kicked out two clear, small muddy footprints on the wall.

Next, he took off one Embroidered Shoe and clenched it in his hand. Using the cover of the dense night, he swung his arm in a circle. Outside the west wall, separated by an alley from the Prince’s Manor, was the Lanyang Prefecture Yamen.

‘Whoosh~’

The small Embroidered Shoe traced a high parabola in the dim, rainy night, silently crossing the alley and the high wall, landing in the back residence of the Lanyang Prefecture Yamen.

Having done this, Ding Suian neatly flipped down from the wall, then moved a section of wooden stake from the corner and placed it directly below the footprints.

When he returned, he didn’t forget to wipe away the tracks of his returning footsteps.

The Buttocks’ gaze had been fixed on Ding Suian, and at this moment, she finally understood.

To think of this method in an instant—what a clever Young Master!

Inside the room, the Buttocks, still sitting on the ground, lifted her face and scrutinized Ding Suian. The lamplight outlined his handsome features; his eyes were bright like ink condensed on a cold mountain, and his nose bridge was straight like jade bone carved by a knife.

What a handsome Young Master, clearly a Gentleman who upholds righteousness and knows propriety!

Ding Suian also took this opportunity to carefully observe the Buttocks—

She looked about twenty, perhaps a bit older, after all, a woman’s age is hard to guess.

As for her appearance…

Her skin was very fine and pale, reflecting a cold, white luster, almost like porcelain jade, under the dim candlelight.

Her features were rich and striking, and a pair of Phoenix eyes held hidden majesty. Even in her current distress, she exuded an air of nobility.

Dignified and aloof.

Yet, beneath her right eyelid, there was a grain-sized, crimson Cinnabar Mole. This spot of red instantly shifted her entire temperament toward seductiveness. Both dignified and seductive.

Just like now, the Buttocks was sitting on the ground, one hand supporting herself, the other covering her chest. Her enchanting face was slightly tilted up, and her upward-gazing Phoenix eyes were clear and sparkling like a cat’s eyes. Her pupils seemed to hide hooks, capable of snagging one’s soul with a single glance.

Although she made no frivolous or provocative moves, every action, every gesture, every frown, and every relaxation contained an inherent charm.

Seductive to the bone.

‘Screak~’

The grating sound of the door hinge turning clearly carried over from the front courtyard.

“Why are you opening the door so slowly!”

“Doesn’t this daddy need to sleep?”

The Buttocks shuddered, instantly snapping back to reality.

“Get back in,” Ding Suian instructed in a low voice, and began to undress.