Chapter 143 Are you here to give me performance?
by AshPurgatory2025Around them, the other zombies also craned their necks to watch.
Si Yan’s gaze swept past Miracle Doctor Li and landed on Bai Ming.
“Hand.”
Then, Si Yan said.
Bai Ming cooperatively extended his hand.
Si Yan placed his hand on it, activating his skill.
Miracle Doctor Li saw Si Yan’s action, and his eyes held a hint of disdain.
Si Yan’s pulse-taking technique wasn’t even standard.
Taking a zombie’s pulse was completely different from taking a human’s pulse.
The main purpose of taking a zombie’s pulse was to press on its meridians, stimulate its baleful aura, and analyze whether there were any problems within the zombie’s body through its baleful aura meridians.
Although zombies were transformed from humans, the difference between the two was too great.
After Miracle Doctor Li became a zombie, he spent several decades researching before achieving his current success.
At this moment, Miracle Doctor Li had already labeled Si Yan a “quack.”
In his opinion, Si Yan most likely used some special methods.
The zombies he cured only experienced short-term effects.
After that time, the rebound would come.
By then, Si Yan would have already earned enough money and fled far away.
Today, he was going to expose the true face of Si Yan, this big swindler who dared to boast shamelessly and call himself “Medicine Saint”!
“Stretch your neck over, let me see.”
Si Yan didn’t take the pulse for too long before speaking again.
The zombie named Bai Ming was still very cooperative, extending his neck.
Si Yan placed his hand on his neck and probed.
“The position is all wrong. He probably can’t even find out what Bai Ming’s problem is!”
Miracle Doctor Li secretly shook his head, feeling that he was making a mountain out of a molehill today.
Si Yan was completely an amateur.
“Undo your outer garment.”
Si Yan said again.
Bai Ming unbuttoned his outer garment, and Si Yan placed his hand on his chest.
Miracle Doctor Li continued to shake his head secretly.
Another minute passed.
“Medicine Saint, how is it?”
Bai Ming asked.
Although he addressed Si Yan as Medicine Saint, the faint sarcasm in his words was impossible to hide.
Si Yan looked at him: “When you chose to become a zombie, did something go wrong? For example, when you were buried in the ground, some animals dug up your coffin and ate your kidney?”
Bai Ming’s expression changed.
Because, Si Yan…
Was right!
In the Zombie World, becoming a zombie wasn’t as simple as just deciding to transform.
It was difficult for the poor to become zombies, or if they did, they could only be low-level zombies.
Even if they were lucky enough to regain consciousness, they might become “I am not me.”
There were quite a few ways to become a zombie.
Depending on how much money you had, you could choose different methods.
Some large families undergoing collective transformation naturally used very expensive methods.
This Bai Ming didn’t have too much or too little money at the time.
He chose a compromise method.
During the transformation process, he instructed his family in advance to bury him in a special extreme yin land.
Such places in the Zombie World were often controlled by certain Zombie Families, and they also required payment!
Originally, Bai Ming planned to be buried for forty-nine days.
But on the 45th day, a group of annoying rats somehow dug a hole to where his coffin was located.
They disturbed his coffin.
Not only that, these rats also ate a large hole in his body, gnawing away most of his kidney.
For humans, the kidneys play a significant role.
Detoxification, metabolism, regulation of endocrine. It also affects X function.
For zombies, the kidney was not a useless organ either.
A zombie’s kidney was naturally different from a human’s.
It was crucial for a zombie’s efficiency in absorbing and converting earth energy and yang energy.
If it was a romantic zombie like Third Master Song, this thing was even more important to him.
After Bai Ming’s kidney was gnawed, he still transformed into a zombie.
Due to being half-eaten, the subsequent impact was significant.
He found Miracle Doctor Li, who replaced it for him.
But the problem was still big; it wasn’t his own.
For so many years, he had relied on taking Miracle Doctor Li’s medicine to sustain himself, otherwise it definitely wouldn’t work.
He thought Si Yan couldn’t possibly detect it.
Yet, he never expected that Si Yan not only detected it but also immediately stated the cause!
This surprised Bai Ming!
He had only told Miracle Doctor Li about this matter!
Then, hope couldn’t help but resurface in his heart.
Si Yan was so accurate.
Would he have a way to cure him?
“Medicine Saint, do you have a way to cure it?”
After asking, he felt it was inappropriate; he was helping Miracle Doctor Li make things difficult for Si Yan!
But the hope of healing his body ultimately outweighed everything else.
Bai Ming looked at Si Yan with eager eyes.
“It’s merely a rejection reaction. Move a little closer.”
Si Yan said indifferently.
Bai Ming quickly shuffled forward.
Si Yan placed his hand on his chest, activating his Return of Spring skill.
Behind him, Miracle Doctor Li’s expression had already turned somewhat off.
He hadn’t expected Si Yan to so easily state Bai Ming’s problem!
But he didn’t believe Si Yan could cure it!
Miracle Doctor Li watched Si Yan with a gloomy expression; he wanted to see how Si Yan would handle it later.
In front, after Si Yan’s skill was activated, only a few tens of seconds passed before Bai Ming noticed a change.
“This feeling, oh my! I feel it’s fusing with my body!”
Bai Ming’s voice was filled with excitement, and a trace of elation could be seen on his stiff face.
“Don’t speak.”
Si Yan’s voice sounded.
Bai Ming quickly closed his mouth, afraid of affecting Si Yan.
Behind him, Miracle Doctor Li became somewhat surprised and uncertain.
He still maintained his composure.
Thus, Si Yan continuously treated Bai Ming, and after only three minutes, Si Yan withdrew his hand.
Bai Ming, who had been holding back for a long time, couldn’t help but jump up.
“This is great, I feel better than ever before, it’s completely cured, oh my, I no longer have to worry about kidney problems!”
Bai Ming was overjoyed, dancing with excitement.
Behind him, the expression in Miracle Doctor Li’s eyes completely changed.
The zombies he brought, seeing Bai Ming’s reaction, looked at each other, a feeling of mutual consternation.
“Mr. Medicine Saint, thank you! Here are 2000 ghost coins! No, I’ll give you another 2000 ghost coins! I apologize for my previous contempt; you truly are the Medicine Saint!”
Bai Ming was also extremely excited.
He, of course, knew whether his body was well or not.
After feeling that the kidney Miracle Doctor Li had replaced for him had completely fused with his body, and he no longer had to live in fear, Bai Ming, in his excitement, completely forgot about Miracle Doctor Li.
However, after giving the money, he saw Miracle Doctor Li’s terribly gloomy face.
“Miracle Doctor Li, I’m sorry. I was too excited, but he really did cure me.”
Bai Ming patted his head, somewhat awkwardly.
“Miracle Doctor Li, let me try him!”
At this moment, another zombie stepped forward.
This zombie used to be a loyal patient of Miracle Doctor Li.
Because his problem could only be alleviated by Miracle Doctor Li’s medicine.
Zombies’ medicine was naturally special, and different medicines had different methods of use.
Some medicines needed to be mixed with human blood, turned into powder, and then burned; zombies only needed to absorb the smoke.
Other medicines needed to be drunk.
This zombie also first took out a stack of banknotes, then voluntarily offered his hand.
Si Yan did not refuse and extended his hand to diagnose him.
After a few minutes of diagnosis, Si Yan did not state the symptoms but immediately began treatment without a word.
And so…
In less than ten minutes…
This zombie followed in Bai Ming’s footsteps, leaping up and down with joy.
Because the incredibly troublesome problem he faced…
Was also easily solved by Si Yan!
“Liu Qi’s illness is also solved? His problem was very troublesome!”
Behind them, the dozens of zombies brought by Miracle Doctor Li stirred again, one by one.
“Miracle Doctor Li, let me help you test him~”
A zombie stepped out and said again.
However, no sooner had he finished speaking than he noticed more zombies coming out.
Fortunately, he was the first.
So, Si Yan began to treat him.
“It’s really cured! Oh my god, I can finally stop enduring the pain of constantly having worms in my brain! Thank you, Medicine Saint, you truly are the Medicine Saint!”
More than ten minutes later, this zombie also jumped up happily.
“Miracle Doctor Li, let me help you test him~”
As soon as this zombie jumped up, several zombies immediately rushed forward.
“Master, this…”
In front of Miracle Doctor Li, the Middle-aged Zombie was dumbfounded.
In fact, Miracle Doctor Li himself was stunned!
Not only stunned, but Miracle Doctor Li was now incredibly embarrassed!
He had brought so many zombies to suppress Si Yan and make him look foolish in public.
But who would have thought that the problems of these zombies were all solved by Si Yan!
Seeing Si Yan’s incredible abilities…
The zombies behind him were all eager to try.
Miracle Doctor Li’s action this time had turned into a gesture of delivering a wave of high-quality patients to Si Yan!
Don’t look at how much these zombies supported him before.
But even with that support, it couldn’t stand up to Si Yan being too powerful!
Being able to permanently and completely solve the problems of these zombies, these zombies had now all forgotten about him!
“Let’s go!”
Miracle Doctor Li couldn’t stay any longer.
If it weren’t for the fact that a zombie’s facial muscles couldn’t move or change much, his expression right now would probably be extremely interesting.
After speaking, Miracle Doctor Li turned and left.
“Master, wait for me~”
The Middle-aged Zombie still followed resolutely, but it was only him.
Looking at the departing Miracle Doctor Li, Si Yan couldn’t help but shake his head.
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