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    Princess, Please Please Behave

    by MachineSamurai9124
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    “That night, the princess was stuck against the wall, and I pulled her out. She then offered to nourish me with elixirs…”

    “You agree?”

    “How could that be! I, Ding Sui’an, a dignified seven-foot man, would never sell myself for a few pills!” Ding Sui’an took out a Gathering Pill from his pocket and put it in his mouth, saying righteously, “Self-reliance and self-improvement are my bottom line as a person!”

    “Then where did you get this Gathering Pill?”

    1. Chapter 1: The Buttocks on the Wall
      14,006 Words
    2. Chapter 2: Princess Consort, You Don’t Want to Be Caught, Right?
      11,670 Words
    3. Chapter 3: Love? And F*cking Freedom?
      12,005 Words
    4. Chapter 4: Faint Fragrance Drifting
      12,625 Words
    5. Chapter 5: Who is Lin Dafu?
      11,754 Words
    7. Chapter 6: Inside and Outside the Door
      11,487 Words
    8. Chapter 7: I Am Not the Villain
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    9. Chapter 8: Where did you come from, you monster?
      15,100 Words
    10. Chapter 9: You are Lin Dafu?
      15,222 Words
    11. Chapter 10: West Yamen’s Hounds
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    12. Chapter 11: The Antelope’s Horns, A Move in Lanyang
      13,184 Words
    13. Chapter 12: Alluring Night Wind
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    14. Chapter 13: May Your Heart Be Mine, Never to Part
      12,029 Words
    15. Chapter 14: The Kunwu Saber
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    16. Chapter 15: A Mother’s Heart
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    17. Chapter 16: Wind and Snow at Jintai Temple
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    18. Chapter 17: Peace in Pieces
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    19. Chapter 18: When Destiny Meets, Karma Returns to Oneself
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    20. Chapter 19: Never Fail This Life
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    21. Chapter 20: How Did She Faint First?
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    22. Chapter 21: Afraid I’ll Eat You?
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    23. Chapter 22: Three Slaps Shatter a Noblewoman’s Soul, Military Officer, We Are Family
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    24. Chapter 23: The Four Dimensions of the Heavenly Dao: Loyalty, Obedience, Filial Piety, and Virtue
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    25. Chapter 24: There are bad people among the masses.
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    26. Chapter 25: The Cleansing
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    27. Chapter 26: Family Letter
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    28. Chapter 27: First Sight at Shixue Pavilion
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    29. Chapter 28: You want to freeload off me?
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    30. Chapter 29: Simplified Character Notation
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    31. Chapter 30: Manuscript Stolen
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    32. Chapter 31: The Power Of Will
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    33. Chapter 32: The World is Full of Suffering
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    34. Chapter 33: If Love is Eternal
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    35. Chapter 34 The West Yamen Inspector
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    36. Chapter 35: Night Talk at Ji Pavilion
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    37. Chapter 36: No False Speech
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    38. Chapter 37: You’re Actually Going Through With It?
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    39. Chapter 38: A Heart Untainted by Dust is Without Thought
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    40. Chapter 39: The Dog Demon
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    41. Chapter 40: First Exploration of Tiandao Palace
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    42. Chapter 41: Thunder Claps, Nourishing Rain Comes
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    43. Chapter 42: Pleasing Oneself, Pleasing Others
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    44. Chapter 43: Am I a Fox Spirit?
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    45. Chapter 44: Condemned by a Thousand People
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    46. Chapter 45: The Ultimate Kill
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    47. Chapter 46: I Found You a Job
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    48. Chapter 47: The Enigma
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    49. Chapter 48: Winds Rise in Lanyang
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    50. Chapter 49: Spring Thunder from the Heavens
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    51. Chapter 50: Head Constable Jiao Keeps His Mouth Shut
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    52. Chapter 51: Avoiding Blades Like the Wind, Rising Rapidly
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    53. Chapter 52: Home
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    54. Chapter 53: An Atypical Father
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    55. Chapter 54: An Absurd Reason
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    56. Chapter 55: The First Year of Shenwu, Spring.
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    57. Chapter 56: Waning Moon, Dual Souls, Yin and Yang, One Life
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    58. Chapter 57: Humans and Demons Share the Same Origin
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    59. Chapter 58: Yang Excess!
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    60. Chapter 59: Chongyin Twilight
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    61. Chapter 60: Meeting the Wind and Transforming into a Flood Dragon
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    62. Chapter 61: Heaven and Earth as Witness
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    63. Chapter 62: Great Wu is Sick
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    64. Chapter 63: A Match Made in Heaven?
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    65. Chapter 64: Good and Evil as One, Karma is Never Empty
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    66. Chapter 65: Sister is Very Annoyed
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    67. Chapter 66: Sixth Brother is Worthy!
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    68. Chapter 67: A Very Serious Anger
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    69. Chapter 68: Hello, Princess Consort Sister!
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    70. Chapter 69: I’ll Shock You!
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    71. Chapter 70: Gathering at Yunshao
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    72. Chapter 71: A Soldier of Great Wu
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    73. Chapter 72: Moonlight Bright, Shining on the Hall
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    74. Chapter 73: Resolving Old Grudges
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    75. Chapter 74: Neighbor Sister
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    76. Chapter 75: Loyalty and Bravery, Tenacity and Perseverance, the Very Soul of the Nation
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    77. Chapter 76: If the State Religion Is Not Eliminated, the Nation Cannot Prosper
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    78. Chapter 77: Update Schedule
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    79. Chapter 78: All Are Filial Children
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    80. Chapter 79: Let’s Play the Villain for Once
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    81. Chapter 80: Breaking the Curse for You
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    82. Chapter 81: This Person, the Law Academy Will Protect
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    83. Chapter 82: Head of the Law Academy
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    84. Chapter 83: Matriarch of the Ding Family
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    85. Chapter 84: The Moon as Matchmaker
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    86. Chapter 85: Signing the Contract
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    87. Chapter 86: Going Crazy!
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    88. Chapter 87: The Quality Assassin
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    89. Chapter 88: Better to have less than to have substandard quality
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    90. Chapter 89: An Accidental Slip
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    91. Chapter 90: She Is the Princess Consort of Lanyang
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    92. Chapter 91: Sister’s Happiness
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    93. Chapter 92: I Am His Brother Too
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    94. Chapter 93: “Cold Yuanzi~ Refreshing and thirst-quenching Cold Yuanzi~”
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    95. Chapter 94: If Heaven Wishes for Its Destruction, It Must First Allow It to Go Mad
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    96. Chapter 95: Not Fitting In!
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    97. Chapter 96: Password: Execute the Traitors
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    98. Chapter 97: I Am Also a Member of the State Religion
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    99. Chapter 98: Three Fewer Hu-Bings Sold
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    100. Chapter 99: You Are My Person
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    101. Chapter 100: The Dao is Obstructed and Difficult
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    102. Chapter 101: Treating the Symptoms, Not the Root Cause
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    103. Chapter 102: Double Agent
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    104. Chapter 103: Waking Up Early to Practice.
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    105. Chapter 104: Heavenly Punishment
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    106. Chapter 105: The Wonderful Use of the Lotus Heart Curse
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    107. Chapter 106: Sharpening One’s Wits
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    108. Chapter 107: The Heavenly Dao is the Human Heart!
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    109. Chapter 108: If the Disease Source is Not Removed, the Malignant Plague Will Not Disperse
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    110. Chapter 109: Gray Tide
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    111. Chapter 110: So Scary, So Dangerous
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    112. Chapter 111: The Grand Performance Begins
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    113. Chapter 112: Though Ten Thousand Stand Against Me, I Shall Go Forth
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    114. Chapter 113: You Wouldn’t Want To Either
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    115. Chapter 114: The Rising Sun, Glorious and Fierce!
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    116. Chapter 115: When the boy rode a bamboo horse, he played with the plums around the bed
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    117. Chapter 116: You Owe Me a Life!
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    118. Chapter 117: Too Ashamed to See Anyone
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    119. Chapter 118: AZhi, You’ve Become the Villain
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    120. Chapter 119: Asking the Princess Consort to Arrange a Marriage for Dutou Ding
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    121. Chapter 120: Street Protection Silver
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    122. Chapter 121: The Highly Respected Head Ding
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    123. Chapter 122: Her Husband is Ding Suian
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    124. Chapter 123: Do You Even Deserve to Talk About Future Prospects With Me?
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    125. Chapter 124: You Harmed My Young Master, I’ll Recruit Your Daughter
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    126. Chapter 125: The Prince Leyang’s Heir
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    127. Chapter 126: The Useless Corpse Immobilization Curse
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    128. Chapter 127: Boosting the Courage of the Young Hero
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    129. Chapter 128: The Day Head Ding Gets His Wish?
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    130. Chapter 129: Bitter Wine Down the Throat
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    131. Chapter 130: Since You’re Already Here
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    132. Chapter 131: Substituting the Plum for the Peach
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    133. Chapter 132: The Ren-Chen Injustice?
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    134. Chapter 133: Red Luan, Not a Luan
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    135. Chapter 134: Brother Ding Is A Man Of Principle
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    136. Chapter 135: The Eccentric Old Man
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    137. Chapter 136: Transferring Calamity
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    138. Chapter 137: My Grandfather Died Early
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    139. Chapter 138: Greatness Needs No Words.
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    140. Chapter 139: Meeting You All Again at the Shrine of Martyrs!
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    141. Chapter 140: Sent Away to Become a Eunuch
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    142. Chapter 141: Head Ding, Truly a Fine Young Man
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    143. Chapter 142: I Did Not Originally Bear the Surname Ding
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    144. Chapter 143: Zhao Ning’s Night Visit
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    145. Chapter 144: Yi Yiyi Plots the Xuanwu Incident, the Little Fox Turns the Tables
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    146. Chapter 145: Zhao Ning’s Three Great Strong Supports
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    147. Chapter 146: Tomorrow, A Sunny Sky
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    148. Chapter 147: Before the Vermilion Bird Gate
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    149. Chapter 148: Forcing the Palace
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    150. Chapter 149: Lotus Heart, Conveying Feelings
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    151. Chapter 150: Secret History of the Ning Dynasty
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    152. Chapter 151 Morning, Imperial Study
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    153. Chapter 152: Returning to Koujian Pass
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    154. Chapter 153: A Gentleman’s Contest
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    155. Chapter 154: Need Help?
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    156. Chapter 155: Blood-Stained Past
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    157. Chapter 156: Sitting and Discussing the Dao
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    158. Chapter 157: Thoughts upon Leaving Southern Zhao
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    159. Chapter 158: You, This Person
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    160. Chapter 159: Bowing to the Elders
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    161. Chapter 160: The City Draped in White
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    162. Chapter 161: Starry Night, Paying Respects at Li Hill.
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    163. Chapter 162: Is he Head Ding?
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    164. Chapter 163: Uproar in Central Heaven
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    165. Chapter 164: Is Old Man really dead?
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    166. Chapter 165: The Fierce Old Xu
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    167. Chapter 166: Commander of the Main Army Division.
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    168. I grant you the authority to act as you see fit. For anyone below the rank of Commander, you may execute them first and report later.
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    169. Chapter 168: Learned to be Jealous!
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    170. Chapter 169: What Do You Want to Do!
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    171. Chapter 170: Under the Spring Breeze, All Beings Are Equal
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    172. Chapter 171: The Enchantress’s Tricks
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    173. Chapter 172: Morning Light, Gauze Curtains
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    174. Chapter 173: Bystanders Keep Away
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    175. Chapter 174: The Style of Hounds and Eagles
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    176. Chapter 175: Jiang Xuan’s Big Brother
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    177. Chapter 176: The Prince Visits (Combined Chapter)
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    178. Chapter 177: Holding Firm to the Green Mountain
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    179. Chapter 178: Brother Hong Will Take You to the Top
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    180. Chapter 179: Requesting a Title of Founding Viscount
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    181. Chapter 180: Two Titles in One Family
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    182. Chapter 181: You Have a Sister Too?
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    183. Chapter 182: Just Confidantes
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    184. Chapter 183: Hidden in the Trivial, Ashamed to Speak
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    185. Chapter 184: Testing Intentions in the Garden, Clarifying Hearts in the Boudoir.
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    186. Chapter 185: Overwhelming Demonic Qi
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    187. Chapter 186: Jealousy Breeds Malice
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    188. Chapter 187: Wear the Precious Crown, Restore the Ancestral Surname
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    189. Chapter 188: Combining Dao with Law Cultivator, Is There Potential?
      11,502 Words
    190. Chapter 189: Stealing Someone Away
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    191. Chapter 190: The Struggle for the Throne
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    192. Chapter 191: A Heartless Man Who Abandons Someone After Having His Way?
      12,179 Words
    193. Chapter 192: The Princess Consort Came at the Wrong Time
      10,467 Words
    194. Chapter 193: Real Women, One-on-One!
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    195. Chapter 194: The Situation in Central Heaven is Fully Under Control
      11,292 Words
    196. Chapter 195: Destiny is on My Side!
      12,321 Words
    197. Chapter 196: My Name Is Ruan Deti
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    198. Chapter 197: At the hour of the Rooster, the Drum Tower, located at the intersection of Chengtian Avenue and Dingding Avenue, struck the evening drum signaling the end of the workday.
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    199. Chapter 198: Kamehameha
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    200. Chapter 199: Pillar of Heaven, Bridge of the Sea
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    201. Chapter 200: I Won Again
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    202. Chapter 201: Boundless Longevity
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    203. Chapter 202: What the Hell?
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    204. Chapter 203: The Popular Choice?
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    205. Chapter 204: Treat Friends with the Warmth of Spring
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    206. Chapter 205: Calling the Parents
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    207. Chapter 206: Kneel Down and Speak
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    208. Chapter 207: Being Fiery Is Not a Crime
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    209. Chapter 208: Retribution
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    210. Chapter 209: Yesterday’s Vermilion Gates, Today’s Dust
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    211. Chapter 210: The World as a Hut, Soaring Above the Nine Heavens
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    212. Chapter 211: Settling Personal Scores?
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    213. Chapter 212: People Scaring People, Scaring People to Death
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    214. Chapter 213: Sun High in the Sky
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    215. Chapter 214: Is There Her Scent of Face Powder on Me?
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    216. Chapter 215: Loyal Since Childhood
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    217. Chapter 216: A Breath of Foul Air
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    218. Chapter 217: Go Find Sect Leader Xu Quickly!
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    219. Chapter 218: The Hustle and Bustle of the Mortal World
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    220. Chapter 219: What Does the World Have to Do With You?
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    221. Chapter 220: Coming Like a Landslide
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    222. Chapter 221: Skilled Actor, Old Pro
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    223. Chapter 222: If I’m Not Feeling Well, You Won’t Either
      11,569 Words
    224. Chapter 223 Disturbing My Dao Heart!
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    225. Chapter 224 You Are Not Living Up to Expectations!
      12,450 Words
    226. Chapter 225: Traveling a Thousand Miles to Find Her Husband
      9,692 Words
    227. Chapter 226: Three Generations of the Lin Family, Nine Deaths Without Regret
      11,428 Words
    228. Chapter 227: The Fruit of Southern Zhao Is Ripe
      10,373 Words
    229. Chapter 228: Things Remain, People Change
      11,153 Words
    230. Chapter 229: Fire in the Backyard
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    231. Chapter 230: The Squad Sets Off!
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    232. Chapter 231: State Affairs of Two Countries
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    233. Chapter 232: Where Is My Heart?
      9,472 Words
    234. Chapter 233 Do you know your mistake?
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    235. Chapter 234: Foolish People Are More Detestable Than Evil Ones
      13,822 Words
    236. Chapter 235: Night Entry into the Chu County Dukes Residence
      13,138 Words
    237. Chapter 236: Repay in the Next Life
      10,551 Words
    238. Chapter 237: Interesting
      10,727 Words
    239. Chapter 238: Central Qi Leaking Downwards
      10,830 Words
    240. Chapter 239 Destroying the Corpse and Eliminating the Evidence
      9,679 Words
    241. Chapter 240: Deep as the Sea
      12,877 Words
    242. Chapter 241: Shadow Division Urgent Order
      12,213 Words
    243. Chapter 242: Wangchuan Ferry
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    244. Chapter 243: Duke of Chu County, where were you on the night of the fifteenth?
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    245. Chapter 244: What If I Don’t Return?
      14,294 Words
    246. Chapter 245: Old Xu’s Transformation
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    247. Chapter 246: The Farmer and the Snake?
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    248. Chapter 247: Night Visit to Wangchuan Ferry
      11,415 Words
    249. Chapter 248: Turn the tables on them
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    250. Chapter 249: He Is Not a Good Person
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    251. Chapter 250: Coupon Han Castration
      12,118 Words
    252. Chapter 251: Things Can Be Done Ruthlessly
      10,210 Words
    253. Chapter 252: Truly Making This Princess Proud!
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    254. Chapter 253: Hatred of Evil
      10,416 Words
    255. Chapter 254: What If I Become a Puppy?
      14,097 Words
    256. Chapter 255: Morning Talk at Qingjiao Pavilion
      9,642 Words
    257. Chapter 256: The Hen Crows at Dawn, the Female Fish Dominates the River
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